My first Christmas trees were at my grandparent’s in Western Michigan. They got their trees from a tree farm south of town. We two kids were titillated as the farmer used coarse language, words that would never be heard or used in our household.
The Christmas trees of my youth were always ‘real’ and of the Douglas fir type. There usually was a challenge to get it to stand up without wobbles. Mother didn’t like the feel of the needles, so father would wind the lights around the tree. We used the big screw-in the bulb types. It was my task to make sure identical coloured bulbs were not near by each other. (These old bulbs still reside in their container – a vintage KFC bucket with the colonel dressed as Santa Claus.)
After the lights came the bulbs, a collection of heirlooms, whatever was newly purchased, and the ones the kids made in school or at church.Later, we kids would get a “kid’s tree”, a very crude artificial tree that fooled nobody, on which we hung all the homemade ornaments. It was a genuine Charlie Brown tree - it was tacky, but lovely in its sincerity.
About 10 years ago mother started bringing up the ‘A’ word – Artificial. She thought it would be easier. The grown up children living away were horrified – we wanted everything at home to stay the way it was, and an artificial tree was the first sign of the Decline of the Roman Empire. But in the end she got one – it goes in the front hall with all her felt ornaments and it looks lovely. Most years they get a real tree for the living room too.
When I first had my own house in Chicago, buying a tree to decorate for myself seemed a bit of a waste – besides I went home at Christmas time. But in the end I bought a tiny tree from the nearby expensive city lot. It was decorated with what few bulbs I had – mostly cheap store bought ones and a few precious items pinched from home.
Living with Someone meant combining traditions and ornaments. Someone likes a different sort of tree. And his ornaments were different than my own. We had to stop using tinsel as the dumb cats would eat it; we missed the tinsel.
During the 5 years we lived in Michigan we did the yearly pilgrimage to Frankenmuth to obtain new things, and eventually we had enough ‘our tree’ ornaments.
Then we moved to Arizona. A live tree doesn’t last too long out here what with heat and no humidity. In the first year we were determined to get a real tree. It worked, but there was a lot of work to keep it hydrated. We got an artificial tree, purchased the day after Christmas. It was opened for the first time last Christmas. I am still not quite sure of it – perhaps it is 40 years of tradition being challenged– you unfold the thing and plug in all the bits. Instant tree. We’ve learned to put a lot of colour onto the tree or it looks too white and bright. We will see how it fared over the summer. Do the lights go out as frequently as the strand lights? Shudder.
I wonder if we will evolve to the point of ‘no tree’. Will it all become too much effort and not enough time and (worse) no interest to set up a tree?


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November 25, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Karen
Hi!
I stumbled on your blog and have been reading for the past few weeks. I truly enjoy what you write.
When I was growing up we had an artificial tree. It was a post with holes and the branches fit into the holes. The base was a rotating music box that played Jingle Bells. IT was adorned with multicolored lights. I’m not sure how the lights didn’t get all twisted around the base since it only turned in one direction. I guess that’s just one of those questions from childhood that will never get answered.
Anyway……
A few days ago one of your “top posts” was your recipe for marinated flank steak. It sounded great but I didn’t copy it down, thinking it would be right there in that list for me when I got back to it. I went to the market and got a beautiful flank steak and now the recipe is gone from the list. Could you, would you please send me the recipe?
Thank you! And thanks for your blog.
Urspo- thank you very much for the comment and stopping by!
November 25, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Lewis
We ALWAYS had a real tree growing up….and usually one straight from the forest. In the snow, with hot chocolate, lots of fun!
November 25, 2007 at 3:42 pm
merrimerri
Douglas firs are the nicest; smell SO good and look so pretty.

We had a noble fir one year and were disappointed as it had so little scent.
Artificial is more environmentally acceptable but I LOVE the scent of a real tree…
Aww that is sad about the wondering if it is worth having one..
Hey do you know what you get if you eat too many Christmas tree ornaments?
Tinselitis…
LOLOLOL!
November 25, 2007 at 5:27 pm
"Joe"
I do not wish to make you all envious, but I will anyway.
Living in the mountains of Western NC, we are in the middle of tree growing country! We always get two big trees for the parish where I work some with the youth group. And it is our job to get the two big trees we decorate at church. Today we went with a truck and a van load of kids to a tree farm up in the hills and cut two 14 ft. trees. It was great fun and two beautiful, huge trees. Total price: $140.
Since I’m now out on my own, I’m having to start new traditions and watch the cost. And, I love a frugal challenge: 6ft. artificial tree, used, $30 from the Habitat thrift store. But I’m glad to be starting some new things. Now, suggestions for decorating?
Urspo - pink flamingos and all bulbs the colour of pepto-bismal
November 25, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Doug
We had a real tree growing up, held up by fishing line to prevent the cats from knocking it down.
Chris is allergic to Christmas trees, so we do artificial now. I think I would do artificial anyway for environmental reasons, though I’m not entirely confident in an artificial plastic tree being environmentally conscious. I just couldn’t stand chopping a tree down every year. Maybe I’ll investigate something in a pot that I wouldn’t have to chop down.
There have been a few years where we did no tree, but we always go back to it. Nothing is permanent. Things always change.
November 26, 2007 at 9:31 am
tigeryogiji
We always had an artificial tree growing up. We still do. I don’t think that I would deal well with the upkeep. Plus with my pyrophobia, I’d be constantly worried about it!!!
November 26, 2007 at 9:32 am
tigeryogiji
Doh! I meant the upkeep and worry over a real tree!
November 26, 2007 at 10:28 am
Robert
It brought warmth to me just reading this particular entry… and from the comments as well.
I’m like tiger [grrrr!], my family never bought a real tree. I remember way back when I was a kid either my dad or my sister bought these tiny ball ornaments and we just put them up on this one houseplant of ours. We didn’t have much room at our place or we were just too poor. Sad innit?
Now I have 2 artificial trees… I guess making up for lost times! heh! I know it’s still a bit early, but happy holidays Dr. Urspo.
November 26, 2007 at 11:23 am
stephen
Christmas and growing older has a way of mirroring things as they were and things as they are now. When we were growing up our family would forage through the woods looking for just the right christmas tree but then us kids grew up, moved away and eventually the artifical tree overtook the traditions due to the ease and lack of time. This Christmas, I look around, things have changed, perhaps it is time for the artifical tree . . .
November 26, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Kalvin
It’s strange, I always want a real tree. We always had one growing up. It’s like inviting in a stranger for the holidays. Something live that comes and stays with you. It does after all offer you the end of its life, but it doesn’t seem sad to me. For me it isn’t about the appearance of the tree, but more the feel, going up to the tree and saying hello by rubbing the needles. Sometimes I go over and just put my face in it. I like smaller trees now. Like a smaller house guest now that it’s having its Christmas hospice in an apartment instead of a home. Ornaments are always difficult for me because I want them to be eclectic and special whereas the partner wants uniformity and effect. I want each one to tell as story, but then you don’t want something completely barren. Plus, I’m a cheap ass, so I have to find a cheap tree.
November 26, 2007 at 7:27 pm
BentonQuest
We always had an artificial tree when I was a kid. Part of putting the tree up was putting the tree together. The branches never seemed to want to fit together right and it always seemed to want to topple over. Then there were the big C6 bulbs that would melt the needles. But even though it was fake, it was still special. It was actually very sad when, after about 15 years we had to get rid of it.
We also had a small tree downstairs that was a “kid’s tree.” One year, “Santa” put our gifts around the kid’s tree! We were a bit scared when we came out and there was nothing around the tree upstairs!!
November 27, 2007 at 9:36 am
scuff02
I worry about you now, NO trees down in that desert. Time to come up here for the holidays and go out to our favorite tree farm for a fresh cut Noble Fir, and help us set it up. It’ll rain, freeze, etc., and you’ll remember why you moved to AZ. Hah.
November 28, 2007 at 7:54 am
Sean
I’m right there with you on all the presents except the red button. I’ve no need for that one. But I hope you get one, it sounds important.