When my grandmother was a girl she took a cruise with her sisters. On the return cruise they gained enough weight to no longer fit in their dresses. The ship’s seamstress had to let out their gowns.
I recalled this story last week on my recent cruise; there is too much food at sea.
There is nearly 24 hours access to food on a cruise. When the dining room is closed, there is some open buffet where you can get nearly anything. And there is always room service. At dinner, there are four courses (appetizer, soup, dinner and dessert) – and you can have two of each thing of you like. People often got did this. I would love someone to explain to me the excitement over ‘midnight buffet’. This extravagant phenomenon happens ~ 2-4 hours after a full dinner. What puzzles me is people come early to photograph the food – there is a long line just to take pictures! Small wonder people gain weight on a cruise.
Along with no limits on food, no one seems to have much willpower to stop eating. Perhaps there is an unspoken thought that the price of a cruise includes the food – so get your money’s worth.
And the average cruise-goer doesn’t have ‘room to grow’. I have never seen so many overweight people as on a cruise. The men seem worse but that may be simply because I was checking them out more closely. Everybody looks short of a heart attack. No ‘eye candy’ on a cruise but there is inspiration to stay with the personal trainer!
I took the opposite approach – I ate ‘better’, not worse, as fresh fruit and vegetables were so available. I like oatmeal; on board I had it every morning. At night I mostly ate the vegetarian alternative dinner. Mercifully, alcohol is ‘extra’ so you have to pay for any booze. And I was too cheap to imbibe too much.
Between active days and prudent eating I lost a few pounds. How many others could say that?


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February 26, 2008 at 5:16 am
Cincy Diva
On their cruise thru the Panama Canal, my dad summed it up like this:
“We were on the ship for 23 days and I had 46 ice cream desserts!”
what a proud moment.
February 26, 2008 at 6:25 am
tigeryogiji
I hope that you indulged just a little bit!
February 26, 2008 at 10:11 am
Cameron
Good for you, spo! You turned what sounds like a disgustingly excessive feed-fest gorge into a positive experience for yourself.
I wonder how many people “do as the Romans do” on cruises?
Seeing all those overweight people was obviously good motivation to stay (or get!) in good shape.
In 1982, my parents visited me in Mexico; they took a cruise along the coast. I’ve never seen them so stuffed! My dad just shook his head and said that he couldn’t believe how much he ate.
February 26, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Pink
dang…you lost? I found!
February 26, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Greg
I’m amazed you lost some weight with all that food tempting you. Good for you!!
February 26, 2008 at 2:52 pm
BentonQuest
I am sure you are a rarity in the history of cruizes. (I was going to say “cruizing” but decided that would have a whole different meaning!)
February 26, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Doug
That is damn good! You should be proud.
February 26, 2008 at 5:59 pm
valown
Lining up early to photograph food? Interesting.
February 26, 2008 at 6:03 pm
johnmichael
I try to avoid buffets!!
February 26, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Lewis
I’m with you….I chose the veggie entree nearly every time. Plus a salad. Plus fresh fruit each morning…on the cruise, at least.
February 26, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Robert
We need proof!! A topless picture or two will do just fine!! Oright, no pictures… I’m sure somebody on the ship took a few… Let’s see!
Oh yeah. Welcome back!!
February 27, 2008 at 4:37 am
DougT
I wasn’t as bad as I could have been- but I also wasn’t as good as you were. I did go running twice on board. Did I mentin how hard it is to use the treadmill when you are on board a pitching ship?
I definitely drank more alcohol than I normally do on this trip. Wine with dinner is pretty standard for me, however a cocktail before dinner is not. I’ll bet that I drank the majority of my extra calories last week.
February 27, 2008 at 9:26 am
homer
I would skip meals and just eat desserts.
February 27, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Merri
LOL I have heard that about cruises!

Amazing about people taking pics of the buffet ..lol
I haven’t a big appetite so wouldn’t get my money’s worth ..lol.
Yes I think just having desserts sound excellent..
February 27, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Kris
Wow, people taking pictures of the food itself!? Lol I soo need to go on a cruise one of these days…
Yippee for losing weight on the ship!
February 28, 2008 at 12:07 pm
BID
On the first day of our cruise we had ‘brunch” and to this day I long for these wonderful wraps I had. They were spinach or something but they only served them that one time the whole week!! I could have eaten just that the whole trip!
Now what’s the trainer gonna do to you?! Your in trouble now!