Someone bought a new computer.
We’ve been meaning to purchase a new one for some time. Our old one, probably purchased in 2000, is so frustrating that neither one of us wants to us it. For convenience and speed, my MacBook Pro beats it by a country mile. Even my old Dell laptop (which Someone used, until the screen went dark) is faster than the dinosaur in the office. Our ‘home computer’ runs as slow as molasses in January, so neither one of us wants to use it. Apparently it is overflowing its banks, and there is no room in it despite purging it of ‘crud’. As a consequence, you could bake a cake during the time is takes to pull anything up. It also freezes a great deal, apparently from having ‘no working memory’ or something. I figured it has atherosclerosis or a virus or was simply possessed by demons.
Someone purchased a HP. I wanted an Apple product, but he wouldn’t have it. He explains someday he hopes to reenter the workplace; he feels the business world runs on Windows – the home computer needs compatibility. I think the real reason is he doesn’t want a Mac is he doesn’t want to be one of the Pod People. Well, he will be using the new computer more than I, so fair is fair. Besides, he did all the research. Someone does a very good job investigating something before we buy something, so our purchase was well thought out. I don’t understand computer lingo, but he explains the new HP holds a lot more*, and it will fun faster, and be more user-friendly.
As I type (on my Mac) he is in the other room, on the floor, under the desk, connecting wires and such. I look forward to an iTunes library that doesn’t take 20 minutes to pull up. Perhaps Mr. Pewitt’s computer will provide some new bells and whistles for blogging.
We tend to replace computers every ten years, so I hope it works well enough.
*The HP has something called tetrabytes; the old Dell had only gigabytes. Whatever that means.


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January 22, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Jay
Congratulations, I think you will still like your MacBookPro the best. Mine is just a Macbook and it does everything I want/
January 22, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Jay
Oh, My nephew is headed your way. Arizona State University is flying him out to meet with their graduate program to see if he will fit in. I told him I would drive a carload of his stuff out when he moves there..if he moves there.
January 22, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Mike
Sounds like you’re moving on up. Nothing like a new computer to help get your old files organized…and get that I-Tunes library up to snuff!
January 22, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Will
A tetrabyte is an hors d’oeuvre consisting of a popular home aquarium fish served raw, sushi style.
January 22, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Will J
With or without the wasabi and pickled ginger?
January 24, 2012 at 7:10 AM
Mike in PHX
I’ll take a pickled ginger, please.
January 22, 2012 at 5:27 PM
Cameron
We Mac folk call PCs the “Dark Side”. But as far as office software is concerned, I would imagine that these days, one can do everything on a Mac, with PC conversion software.
Someone probably just feels more comfortable on a PC, the same way I wouldn’t want to switch in the other direction!
January 22, 2012 at 5:41 PM
Ron
Oh no! I can’t believe that your household purchased a new computer and didn’t go with an Apple product. Cannot believe it. Someone is wrong. I’ll say it again….SOMEONE IS WRONG! Does Someone know that Apple has overtaken Microsoft as the LARGEST COMPANY IN VALUATION? Does Someone know that Apple is the MOST USER FRIENDLY? Does Someone know that YOU DON’T NEED A VIRUS PROTECTOR IN APPLE COMPUTERS? Does Someone know that there is no big box tower and endless cables to hook up. If you got an iMac all you would have to do is plug and play, NO TOWER! Wow. I’m going to send you my biography of Steve Jobs. Oh I know, you’ll say you don’t have time to read it but maybe someday you will and you can tell Someone what a BIG MISTAKE HE MADE.
January 22, 2012 at 5:43 PM
Urspo
Alas too late now!
January 22, 2012 at 5:47 PM
Ron
Just one more word, I feel sad for you Spo. It’s a shame you’ll be annoyed with the endless upgrades and fixes that is the hallmark of Microsoft not to mention that Windows isn’t near as much fun to use as Apple products. Also remind Someone that all the Apple products are synched together by The Cloud. Anything you enter into your iPhone would automatically go into your iMac. I talked my neighbor Barbara into getting an iPad. She loves it. Then she gets a phone and she gets an Android! I said “Why?” She said “Because I already have an Apple product.” Say what? Of course she can’t figure out how to use the Android and asks me. I tell her “I don’t know. Why didn’t you stick with an Apple product?” I couldn’t help her with her Android. She also got a new computer. A Windows based computer. Of course she’s asking me for help. I steer her to my Computer Guy who I used to use ALL THE TIME and I NEVER USE NOW. So she’s paying him hundreds of dollars for fixes when her computer freezes up because the hardware isn’t integrated with the software which is true of all Windows based products. I’m sad for you Spo, sad.
January 22, 2012 at 5:48 PM
Ron
I’m planning on mailing the book on Steve Jobs to you tomorrow. Please let me know that you don’t already have it. You’ll like it. It’s more than a sales job for Apple products. It’s also about him and his personality and his drive to make a product that is user friendly for the masses. That was his goal, to make an excellent product, not to just be the richest man in the world. Something to think about.
January 22, 2012 at 6:26 PM
truthspew
The dark screen is easy to fix. Hell, send it and a check for the parts and I can fix it for you. I replaced the LCD on my Dell laptop for $109.
In your case it’ probably just the lamp assembly which is about $30.
January 22, 2012 at 8:48 PM
Raybob
Gigabytes = billions of bytes
Terrabytes= 1,000 x gigabytes, or “quadrillions” of bytes.
Actually it’s not exactly a billion or a quadrillion; it’s a power of 2. So a gigabyte is 2 to the 30th power. A Terrabyte is 2 to the 40th power.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terabyte
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigabyte
Yes, I’m a nerd. I used to be a digital cowboy.
January 23, 2012 at 5:16 AM
the cajun
I hope that one day I may count myself among the ‘pod’ people. Just out of my price range at present. Good luck to Someone on his new purchase.
January 23, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Richard Gabriel
Not to stoke any fires . . . but I’m so glad I went back to a Mac after having an H/P laptop for 6 years. I started with a Mac in 1984. Like they say, if you want to see what Windows will look like in 5 years, take a look at a Mac today.
January 23, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Warren
I’m with Ron—I shall light a candle for Someone in the hope he will see the light– One service call to HP will show him the error of his ways – And all along I thought your mantra was NO RUBISH — sigh—
I’m proud to be a POD person
January 23, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Greg
My partner wouldn’t dream of owning his own mac so he purchased a Dell laptop. A very nice one, too. He allows me to touch it sometimes so I can play computer games. But I still prefer my Mac.
January 23, 2012 at 3:37 PM
jefferyrn
Truth be know Job’s probably owned a PC.
January 24, 2012 at 12:56 AM
wcs
Love the tetrabyte… Will and I think alike. I immediately thought of eating a small neon-colored fish. All rrrraw and wrrrrriggling. You can keep nassssty chips.
January 24, 2012 at 2:39 AM
Rick/CJ
Bigger is always better. Right? Enjoy!
January 24, 2012 at 7:14 AM
Arnie Lewis Tharp
100% Apple. Period. Forever. (Having said that, however, my own employer has been paiaannnnfulllly slow to integrate Apple/Firefox/Safari into it’s processes…..and in some cases, they still haven’t…..but that’s my employer’s fault/issue….not Apple’s.)
January 25, 2012 at 7:13 PM
Erik Rubright
I’m still a PC guy. I think some of us are just wired that way.
January 28, 2012 at 1:44 PM
JoelJoel
Hi Spo,
As usual I read you blog from end to beginning this week, and you do have a few spelling errors:”it will fun faster”???? lol