I am back in the bell choir for Christmas. The choir mistress called me a week ago to ask if I would play for Advent and Christmas: many of the regulars are sick or going out of town. Mary – the woman with whom I shared my music stand – had died last week, leaving the line even more threadbare. So would I play? I said yes, somewhat out of guilt, but mostly in memory of Mary.
Poor Mary. She drove a motorcycle. We told her it would be her death, riding that thing in Phoenix traffic. And now it is so. I haven’t seen her in nearly a year, for I haven’t been active in bells. It is hard to think her as dead.
The bell choir at my parish is quite disorganized and not very good. I thought being back in its chaos would be tedious, but to my surprise it was rather comforting. It was like visiting a dotty old aunt who drove you distraction in your youth but she is now strangely comforting: despite time and tide she remains the same sweet and dysfunctional dame she always was. Our choir is the Charlie Brown Christmas tree of the parish. Only the priest seems annoyed with it. I suspect not so much out of musical taste (for which I would not blame him) but the spectacle diverts attention away from him. This is an uncharitable theory I know, but I dare say there is some truth to it.
It took me a while to remember how to swing bass bells, and how to ‘mallet’ and ‘pluck’ and ‘mart’. We are more or less playing the same pieces that are always played at Christmas; this too was a comfort. The women (for the adult choir is all female) were glad to see me. The choir mistress still shouts out ‘Ladies! Ladies!” when we are not paying attention.
Beside honoring the memory of Mary, being back in the bell choir gives me a reserved and comfortable seat for Christmas Eve Mass. “Midnight Mass” is earlier with every new year. Now it is at 430PM, for the elderly members can’t stay up that late. Normally half empty, the parish church is crammed at Christmas. I get to sit up with the bells and look out over the masses. I thought this would give me performance anxiety but I caught on quickly no one is really listening to us in all the clamor and we can’t be heard anyway. All I need do is look pretty.
That is the all the news from “C4 D4”.
As a treat – here an example of some ‘proper’ bell choir music……..


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November 28, 2012 at 10:32 PM
truthspew
Oooh, I hear bells like that and I think Exorcist. Which btw is one of my favorite 70′s horror flicks. I mean come on, levitation, projectile vomiting, I loved it then and love it now.
That said – I find the whole religious thing to be rather off-putting. I can’t even tolerate a UU ceremony.
November 28, 2012 at 10:44 PM
shamansmith
I still sing midnight mass … At midnight.
November 28, 2012 at 11:31 PM
Jay
I can remember going to Mass with my friends, on a Saturday night. Seems some Catholics have a strange sense of time for me. But then it is all relative. I wish I could be there to hear you play and see you in the loft.
November 29, 2012 at 12:17 AM
anne marie in philly
“All I need do is look pretty.” and you ARE and DO!
November 29, 2012 at 12:30 AM
Raybeard
Not a sound one hears very often. Quite ethereal, really – which would have been its intention.
November 29, 2012 at 4:23 AM
wfregosi
I didn’t know you had ever done this but now that you are returning to it, this wonderfully esoteric and rather ancient musical activity seems to fit beautifully with the rest of what I know about Spo. If you were a member of a church with a much larger building , one that was well hung (with bells), I could easily imagine you becoming interested in change ringing.
November 29, 2012 at 6:13 AM
Laurent
That is a sweet story. It fits with the picture I have of you through your posts here. Good luck with the rehearsal and service.
November 29, 2012 at 6:16 AM
Laurent
You know that the Midnight Mass Service at St-Peter’s Basilica in Rome starts at 10pm now because the Pope wants to be in bed by 12:30 latest.
November 29, 2012 at 7:42 AM
Cameron
This was a very amusing post, Spo! Entertaining. Especially the part about “Ladies, Ladies!” Also, midnight mass at 4:30? Chuckle!
November 29, 2012 at 8:01 AM
Raven~
Remind me to save you a copy of our parish’s service leaflet (it’s more like a booklet!) from Christmas Eve … it would be even better if you could apparate to be here for the service. I think you would swoon over the bells used to accompany the Christmas Proclamation
SRSLY, I mean it
(we have a tintinabularium too)
November 29, 2012 at 1:15 PM
victorinvermont
I too thought it was really funny, the way you relayed that Midnight mass would now be at 4:30pm.
It sounds very inviting and comforting the way you’ve described it. I’m glad you’re able to find the time to do this and that you’re enjoying it. I’d come to the mass to hear you play if I were in your neighborhood.
My condolences on the loss of Mary. Namaste.
November 29, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Richard
“All I need do is look pretty.” I chuckled when I read this! You do a good pretty! Have fun!
November 29, 2012 at 11:01 PM
David
Be sure to ask your house manager at work for the day off on Christmas Eve, since you will be occupied at 4:30 that afternoon! LOL. This is just as important as jury duty!
November 30, 2012 at 6:11 PM
Shawn
A new Carol of the Bells to enjoy!
December 5, 2012 at 5:25 PM
Mark in DE
LOVE Pentatonix!!