Someone and I are off to Puerto Vallarta. Normally we go to Key West for our winter holiday, but this year our travel-chums want a change. My proposal to go to Vancouver was outvoted. Stirges. So it’s hohoho and off we go to Mexico.
I confess I am rather dubious about this trip. I failed with my goal to learn Spanish.* I have fears of being fleeced and/or kidnapped. Getting from the airport to the B&B particularly unsettles me, being surrounded by people wishing to sell me timeshares or (worse) want to drive me to the hotel and then hold me hostage until I pay up or put out.
Last time I went south of the border (Costa Rica) I became deathly ill for three miserable weeks. I lost 30lb. I dread getting sick again.
I don’t think I’ve had such dread about going on a holiday
But local friends (who go there every year) assure me it is perfectly safe and not once they have been ill.
Other than survival I don’t have any plans. I will be content with a cozy B&B (with clean water), some thumping good reads, a cryptic crossword puzzle or two, and several shots of tequila – hopefully served by some nice young hombre.
My access to blogs may be limited for a week; I will try to post when I can !
* I have learned a few charming if useless expressions, my favorite being “Aviso! Kanguros!” I plan to say this whenever I can.


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February 9, 2013 at 1:56 AM
anne marie in philly
if you see any kangaroos in mexico, I would say you drank too much tequila or cerveza!
February 9, 2013 at 3:10 AM
Cubby
Hope you packed plenty of gun oil. The hombres down there are muy caliente.
February 9, 2013 at 4:16 AM
Ron
Dr. Spo,
I think you’re fear is getting sick again. It is a valid concern. Here is hoping all goes well and you have a wonderful holiday. And here is a nifty little phrase which you can use. Let me know how it works out.
“Estoy listo para conocer a algunos hombres calientes!”
Ron
February 9, 2013 at 4:31 AM
Tai
Tener un buen viaje!
February 9, 2013 at 4:40 AM
Buddy Bear
As much I like Vancouver (having lived there for a couple of years), it wouldn’t have been a good choice for a winter vacation. Cold, grey and wet!
I’m sure you’ll have a great time!
February 9, 2013 at 6:22 AM
Mike in LAS
Just remember this phrase: Sopla los bombas….
February 9, 2013 at 8:16 AM
Urspo
This is now my favorite expression which I plan to use often until I am trounced or arrested. Sopla Los kanguros!
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February 9, 2013 at 7:38 AM
Laurent
Hope you have a wonderful time. I am sure you will be fine. Remember do not ask for a drink that is MAS FUERTE, because that is when they substitute alcohol for turpentine. We want lots of photos of you and the boyz a la playa.
February 9, 2013 at 8:14 AM
Urspo
Sopla Los vacas!!
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February 9, 2013 at 7:59 AM
Laurent
Come to think of it there is much worse things than being kidnapped on the way to the B&B and being ravished by cute mucho caliente boyz. Smile!!!!
February 9, 2013 at 8:14 AM
Urspo
Sopla Los hombres !
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February 9, 2013 at 8:37 AM
Jay M.
Stick close to the tourist areas, and avoid the ice. Warm coke sucks, but it’s better than the crap that comes to life when ice melts. Or take a water filter and freeze your own if there is a frig with a freezer in your room. On my trips, we filtered everything. Of course, the last trip I made was in 96, before the drug lords took over.
Peace <3
Jay
February 9, 2013 at 12:28 PM
Frogdancer
Mexico for you sounds like Bali to us.
February 9, 2013 at 12:57 PM
Mark in DE
We will likely be passing each other in the air, as you return next weekend Spouse & I will be on our way to Puerta Vallarta. I’ve never been before but many friends who go every year assure me it is safe and fun. Bon Voyage!
February 9, 2013 at 1:11 PM
javabear
I’ll be checking the international news for kangaroo sightings on the Mexican west coast.
February 9, 2013 at 1:29 PM
Shawn
Bon Voyage!
You’ll have a ball!
Been there many times myself.
Just don’t drink the water.
Say Hello to everyone at The Blue Chairs for me!
February 9, 2013 at 4:46 PM
victorinvermont
Wishing you a wonderful trip. Safe travels! xo
February 9, 2013 at 5:39 PM
Ron
Watch out for the javelinas!
February 9, 2013 at 6:46 PM
Sean R.
Stay safe!
February 10, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Luckytraveler57
I highly reccomend horseback riding in the jungle above the city and/or a whale watching cruise. Done both, enjoyed both.
February 10, 2013 at 8:26 PM
Erik Rubright
The only Spanish I recall is “Besar el mono!” Which could be potentially useful. Somewhere.