I carry around  loose change in an old ALTOIDS mint tin.  Alas, the tin has fallen apart and I need a need coin purse.  I figured, what the hell, I am in Key West, I will get a souvenir coin purse.

I asked the saleslady if she had one of those plastic oval shaped coin purses, the type carried by the very young or the very old.  She replied, no, all they had were things “probably too feminine”. Immediately I asked to see these too-feminine coin containers.

As soon as I saw them I knew it was for me !