I seem to be more distracted and inattentive than usual. I have a lot things I want or should be doing but none if it is getting done. It’s Saturday and I don’t know how the week whizzed by to quickly. Perhaps my mind is going. Maybe Psyche decided my There’s-work-to-be-done list is inimical so it decided to blow the fuses to prevent me from running around. Who can tell.
Being a Space Ghost with a long list of chores to do is a lot like being a perfectionist who can’t get anything right. It is times like these when I wish I had Adderall. Taking it I suspect I would quite focused and the crowned heads of Europe* would be amazed at my transformation into productivity and ability to listen and sit still. It is said coffee is the “poor man’s Ritalin” to wit caffeine helps one to be alert and focused. Alas, with me the devil’s brew merely helps me to do stupid things faster with more energy.
People with hummingbird-minds like Urs Truly often make lists to keep them focused. Someone recommended I make mine using the “Notes” app on my cellphone but this backfires as more foudroyant apps easily distract and lo! twenty minutes later I have still not folded the laundry etc.
In the end it is amazing I get anything accomplished and I should be grateful I get something not nothing done. Now I am off to iron shirts for twenty minutes, dictate the last of the new patients evaluations, and tidy up the kitchen. In that order. There will be NO internet surfing or Pavlovian responses to noises from the cellphone announcing I have email. I might make a cup of tea while ironing which is the best I can do at multi-tasking. Tea may not keep me focused but it is oh so lovely to drink.
* Or Someone.
21 comments
September 24, 2016 at 5:50 PM
Ron
You’re a lot more productive that you give yourself credit for. Every day you post an original post, envied by many of us less creative bloggers out here who don’t have your imagination, wit and sense of self-deprecating humor. And you do this with a full-time job which is akin to Ginger Rogers doing everything Fred Astaire did but backwards and in heels. Ah, you know I would work in those red cha cha heels of yours didn’t you? 🙂
September 24, 2016 at 6:38 PM
Urspo
Nice girls don’t wear cha-cha heels.
September 25, 2016 at 6:29 AM
Ron
But naughty ones do. My point exactly. 🙂
September 24, 2016 at 10:45 PM
Raybeard
Talking about distractions, I have to confess to reading your postings with my mind increasingly drawn to looking for words with which I’m unfamiliar, rather than on the content itself. Thought it was going so well with the above when, oh dear, I come across penultimate line in para. 2. Hurriedly consulting Chambers, I find said word listed as “arch(aic)” – not that that helps me any in coping with my current ‘malady’. Guess there’s nothing for me but to learn to live with this ‘distraction’ – perhaps viewing it as a useful means of education might help. However, I do occasionally wonder if I’m alone in my perplexity.
September 25, 2016 at 10:03 AM
Urspo
I appreciate this! I make an effort to insert at least one fancy and fustian word into each post I write, for the edification and the amusement of all- or at least a few – or just you and me.
September 25, 2016 at 12:34 PM
Raybeard
I guessed that you did it to entertain, but I do wonder if they come out of your brain ‘pret-a-porter’ so to speak, or do you go on a hunt for them? I reckon that it all depends……..
September 25, 2016 at 4:39 AM
Michael
“Between saying and doing, many a pair of shoes is worn out. ”
~ Iris Murdoch (Brainy Quote of the Day for 9/25/2016)
September 25, 2016 at 5:34 AM
David
I think you should take a weekend off once in a while. A little laundry needs to be done, but you work to much. Give you mind a couple of days with no to do list and see if it runs out of distractions.
September 25, 2016 at 10:01 AM
Urspo
This will be a challenge. In order to succeed I should plan such as day and alert the media.
September 25, 2016 at 6:21 AM
Todd Gunther
Yes, praise tea! As for those idle moments when it appears nothing can get done…ah,well! Perhaps we should savor those times of peace and quiet.
September 25, 2016 at 10:01 AM
Urspo
Tea is the panacea for all ills and for all events.
September 25, 2016 at 12:52 PM
anne marie in philly
so is chocolate and gin! 🙂
September 25, 2016 at 1:36 PM
J. Francis
I suspect that if some fiend locked us in a room together, we’d follow each other walking in circles muttering “Oh, what do I do now?” until they let us out.
September 25, 2016 at 4:11 PM
Urspo
That sounds worthwhile to try.
September 25, 2016 at 2:03 PM
Friko
This post is a bit all-over-the-place. Is this because of being distracted?
Anyway, lists are useless, as far as I’m concerned. I never get to the end of them so I just do the first job that gets my attention. What’s the worst that could happen if something doesn’t get done? Exactly!
September 25, 2016 at 4:13 PM
Urspo
The worst? The pile of shirts yet to be ironed remains piled up in the living room. I just hope the JWs or Mormons don’t come a-calling we look like Trailer Trash.
September 25, 2016 at 4:42 PM
Old Lurker
You might invite them to iron your shirts.
September 25, 2016 at 8:33 PM
Rick
Yeah, I should be folding the laundry or giving the dogs a bath instead of reading about your distractions.
September 30, 2016 at 1:49 PM
Kato
Are you still more distracted than usual? Could you have a zinc deficiency?
xo
October 1, 2016 at 11:52 AM
Urspo
I have a silver deficiency. Please send what you can.
October 1, 2016 at 2:58 PM
Kato
You’re funny. How about a mirror ball instead? Lol