Eat shredded coconut – it makes me ill.
Invite a vegan to a pig-roast
Read comments in a news article. Oh the pain to see such rampant ignorance, rude manners, and poor grammar.
Telephone conversations with insurance companies to defend what I am doing for patient care.
Sarah Palin talking about anything. I get enough word salad ramblings from my patients.
Wear a wife-beater T-shirt out in public.
Tell a tryst I wish it were bigger.
Write my own prescriptions.
Tell Someone what he should do to improve himself.
Having hot sex with a parsnip
Eat food fallen on the floor. There is no ‘five second rule’ folks!
Confessing I still like to watch old Saturday morning cartoons from the 70s.
Breaking wind as I meet a new patient.
Write using dangling modifiers
Write a blog entry about that time I was put in jail for public indecency, nor divulge the name of the youth organization to which the others belonged, nor the shop where we bought the equipment.