Never trust trout.
When in doubt, get horizontal.
When Viking helmets are not assessable or permissible empty cardboard boxes from Amazon.com can be used as a temporary chapeau.
It is a terrible death to be talked to death; pause every once in a while to allow your audience to escape.
Words to say out loud when you need cheering up: gwot, nerdle, and honorificabilitudinitatibus (but get it right).
Push fluids – but apologize if this is done too roughly.
Leos, Cancers, and most Aries are nice old things; please don’t feed them buns and things. Sagittarians are nice; you can trust them. Scorpions are for smashing and thems who say otherwise are itching for a fight.
In spats with your spouse, it is good to remind the other you are not arguing but explaining whey you are right.
With rare exception, pepper improves everything.
I can no longer remember all the names of the seven dwarfs, nor do I wish to. If pressed I can look it up.
On the other hand it is a good thing to have memorized several good poems so when one is needed or apropos you can spontaneously break out into verse to the amazement and entertainment of all. I would avoid Shelly as he tends to be a too exciting and a bit wordy.
Regardless what Charlie Thomas told me in fourth grade, an apple is not fair exchange for a Hershey’s chocolate bar.
Flies buzz in an “F” note; The Orchestra of Scorched Cats nearly always play in E-flat.
No man is an island, but Eugene is a city in Oregon.
Akratoptoes is the roommate or BFF of Dionysus. Mr. A is the ‘drinker of wine, unmixed (with water to dilute it down).” Try to tell as many people as you can in town.
Urspo’s wicked word of the day: wimbeling (n; old Yorkshire dialect) To busy yourself somewhere when you really should be getting on with something else. Try using it in an e-mail today.