December 22nd
Gáttaþefur – Doorway Sniffer
Door Sniffer comes to town on December 22nd. You can discriminate him from his brothers by his huge nose. The smell of Christmas cookies and traditional Icelandic ‘leaf bread’ is what attracts him to your doorway and while you’re not looking, he’ll attempt to steal some. I suspect his original intent was to sniff out miscreant children in order to grab them and bring them into the mountains for stewing.
I had to look up ‘leaf bread’. It is a simple ‘naan’ like substance made about this time of year with what flour was available. I sense it was one of those ‘what can we do with what’s at hand’ recipes. I hope thems in Iceland nowadays have more lucrative eats, like super-nachos.
I regularly watch a YouTube series by Ivan Gunnarson. He is introducing me to all things Icelandic so some day I can see this dreamy and enchanted place. Preferably during warmer times when the likes of The Yule Lads are away in the mountains and the only trolls to watch out for are the ones fleecing the tourists.
Rant time: this is the third time I have tried to write an essay to tack onto the Yule Lad Daily Report. Every time I go to save it something goes awry and all is lost. I blame WordPress and its verdammte new format. It is a good example of verschlimmbesserung since I am ranting auf Deutsch at the moment. Oh the pain. By now I am quite cross, so I will leave this alone and promise to write something more substantial tomorrow.
32 comments
December 22, 2020 at 1:37 AM
Parnassus
That leaf bread cutter is a really cool kitchen tool. I would imagine that few could guess what it was intended for if illustrated on its own.
–Jim
December 22, 2020 at 7:01 AM
Urspo
I don’t know if thems in Iceland still make such. I imagine the roller being passed down from generation to generation.
December 22, 2020 at 4:43 AM
Todd Gunther
Gattapefur needs to get a life. How are you able to over lay the b on the p when you type his name? Do you have a special Nordic keyboard? Asking for a friend….
December 22, 2020 at 7:02 AM
Urspo
I cut and pasted his name and lo! it worked!
I’ve heard tell there is no Icelandic texting! Thems in Iceland text in English – really!
December 22, 2020 at 4:44 AM
David Godfrey
I better get to baking, so he has something to steal besides miscreants at this house, we would take a long time to stew. And yes, when travel becomes safe again, GO!
December 22, 2020 at 7:03 AM
Urspo
Let us go together.
December 22, 2020 at 5:20 AM
Bob Slatten
WordPress, too? I know people are annoyed by new blogger [Blogger10.0?]and thinking of switching to WordPress. Why must things change so completely when they were working fine before?
Perhaps Gáttaþefur can give up sniffing at doors and sniff out the answers to these questions.
December 22, 2020 at 7:04 AM
Urspo
I went from Blogger to WordPress years ago, and am overall satisfied. Happily WordPress allows the ‘classic editing’ which I use as the new one is a bungling opprobrium.
December 22, 2020 at 5:58 AM
Moving with Mitchell
I love this guy. The leaf bread is beautiful and it looks like it would be fun for [someone else] to make.
December 22, 2020 at 7:04 AM
Urspo
When I get to Iceland I want to find a leaf bread roller.
December 22, 2020 at 5:58 AM
Fit Studs
Smells good, haha! 🙂 This time of the year is just so, so special. Love it.
December 22, 2020 at 7:04 AM
Urspo
Happy Christmas to you my friend.
December 22, 2020 at 6:40 AM
Sam
Very interesting bread. I think a lot of old traditions come form using what was available.
December 22, 2020 at 7:05 AM
Urspo
Yes, this is what leaf bread is, or what I read.
December 22, 2020 at 6:47 AM
Debra She Who Seeks
That’s an interesting looking implement used to make the leaf pattern!
December 22, 2020 at 7:05 AM
Urspo
It sure is, I wonder if they are still available?
December 22, 2020 at 7:15 AM
mcpersonalspace54
I have been to Iceland in the summertime. I loved it. There was something so unique about this place. I suspect the winter months with all of the darkness might get a bit trying though. When I was there, I went into a bakery and asked the clerk if the cookie I was about to buy had walnuts in it. (I am allergic to them). She asked me where I was from. (Everyone there speaks English) I told her the USA. She asked me again, no but where? I told her Virginia. She asked again, but exactly where. I told her. She was from Virginia Beach, about two hours away from me. She recognized my accent. She had married an Icelandic man, and had been living in Iceland for two years. Sorry, I didn’t mean to write so much. Your post brought back some Icelandic memories.
December 22, 2020 at 8:01 AM
Urspo
I hope some day to see this dreamy and enchanted place and meet some trolls and locals and such
December 22, 2020 at 7:25 AM
Old Lurker
I always thought Gáttaþefur’s traditional role was to sniff at children’s bedrooms to ensure they were tidy and not stinky. But what do I know?
I actually find both of the WordPress interfaces painful, so I Rube-Golberged together an elaborate system that allows me to post to WordPress from my text editor. No wonder that I have given up on blogging. (Also I am not very good at it.)
December 22, 2020 at 7:29 AM
Old Lurker
How did the Mexican Wedding cookies turn out?
December 22, 2020 at 7:59 AM
Urspo
Thank you for asking. They were fair. They are very dry and crumbly things. Next time (if there is a next time) I will use a recipe with more moisture in the ingredients.
December 22, 2020 at 7:58 AM
Urspo
Please try again; I like to read what you write.
December 23, 2020 at 2:47 PM
Old Lurker
Okay, I left a present for you on my blog.
December 22, 2020 at 8:57 AM
anne marie in philly
https://www.icelandreview.com/ask-ir/where-can-i-purchase-a-leaf-cutting-tool-for-laufabraud
the bread looks good. and mister door sniffer would pass out from the stink if he came by our house!
December 22, 2020 at 9:01 AM
Urspo
dear me that doesn’t sound good. Perhaps you should throw out all those foul Swedish fish?
December 22, 2020 at 11:42 AM
anne marie in philly
the swedish fish go in my tummy! no, the stink comes from my nyla cat after she uses her litter box. that cat is silent but deadly. much the same as her daddy.
December 22, 2020 at 10:36 AM
edyjournal
For some reason this Yule Lads series has brought out the completist in me. And instead of getting it over with by consulting Lord Google, I’m using your daily posts. So congratulations, you. That’s some sort of compliment, when a writer is able to hold onto an audience, or something like that.
December 22, 2020 at 10:56 AM
Urspo
Lovely! I am glad I am entertaining and ‘keeping you interested”.
My mentor ‘Boz’ did this well in his stories published in sequels. He would be pleased.
December 22, 2020 at 4:07 PM
Pipistrello
That lattice-maker is amazing! Shoppes today need to lift their game for handsome and clever gadgets for the second drawer.
December 22, 2020 at 7:08 PM
Urspo
I like it too. It’s still marvelous to learn new things merely by chance.
December 22, 2020 at 10:48 PM
wcs
Late to the party, as usual. I, too, am intrigued by the leaf bread and, especially, the cutting roller. Time to do some on line research!
December 23, 2020 at 6:20 AM
Urspo
I would like one as well.
It is hoped the Icelandic tourist shops have heaps. Perhaps all of them go to tourists and no true Icelandic has one.