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Oh the horror! 

There was a fire last night at Heorot Johnsons. I don’t know yet the extend of the damage but I hear it was pretty bad. The Board of Directors Here at Spo-reflections managed to get out alive but Sven is suffering from smoke inhalation and Helga “Pippi” Long-stocking‘s braids are quite singed and beyond repair. Rumor is already about the cause of the fire wasn’t negligence but arson. This conspiracy theory holds no weight in my opinion given TBDHSR never insured the joint on the sensible grounds a fire was inevitable.* None of them are careful with matches, especially when in their cups. Now homeless, the lot came around last night banging on my door and smelling like smoke, seeking lodgings and vittles and with delusions La Casa de Spo resembles The Castle Anthrax in its hospitality. Fat chance of that. I put them up at the nearby JW Marriott Phoenix Desert Ridge Resort & Spa.  There were grumbles, mostly about having to wear Spo-masks and keep social distancing.  Talk about an orchestra of scorched cats!  I am already getting calls from the manager they are eating everything not tied down. 

We now have to figure out what to do with the charred ruins of what’s left that was HJs.  Some want to rebuild while others want to bulldoze what’s left to make room for a new hall, one that is ‘up-to-date’ with modern luxuries like windows and indoor plumbing . They’ve hired the construction firm ‘Fasolt and Fafner’ to look into this. 

 

Not much is happening otherwise, which is OK by me. 

 

*The easiest and more likely explanation is they did it themselves as they were bored. 

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