
I am quite cross with The Popcorn factory. Every year I order tins of popcorn for the niblings, and every year there is a problem. This year the (first) telephone representative assured me my three orders were set up and all is well. A few days later I received an email saying one of three items was out of stock; please call to replace it. The second representative couldn’t find any evidence of a sent email, nor that my item was out of stock, and yes, they were all sent. However this process took time playing twenty questions to conclude this. Yesterday morning I got another email informing me my item is out of stock/please call to replace. I called Brother #2 who said only one item arrived. On it were both names. Oh the pain. Then I got an email asking me for positive feedback. After some deep breaths, I sent an email, carefully worded, not to voice anger so much as disappointment and how sad a little child’s Halloween was spoiled. * I got back an immediate email of apology and a refund. I wrote a courteous reply of thank you for taking care of things. Mistakes happen; they cleaned up the mess. Next year I am sending cookies.
More shenanigans in the post! I forgot to cancel my annual cache of Halloween gummi-bears and spice drop pumpkins from Old Time Candy. I was pleased as Punch to see I’ve already dropped from 80 kilos in August to 76 kilos – and now all this arrives. Then last night The Popcorn Factory sent La Casa de Spo a package pf penance of pretzels and popcorn. Oh the horror. I need to get this stuff out of the house ASAP as I will be home alone all weekend with these things calling from the candy dishes.
Speaking of faulty festive foodstuffs, this weekend I plan to find the skull baking pan. I want to try making pizza skulls. Last year the pizzas didn’t come out that well; I still need to practice on the thickness of the dough and the ingredients. Unlike cookies, candies, cakes, and crunchies, cold pizza isn’t easily hauled to the office. I suppose one ‘cheat meal’ per week is acceptable, or at least a rationale to make some.
These pouts are not ponderous and I will focus on gratitude. It was a relatively quiet week at work and I have a new wrist rest for the office computer. The Spring-heeled Jack Coffee Company (the dear!) sent a bag of fiendish beans I am told makes very good coffee said by thems at work who drink such. They have mixed feelings about the yellow, black, and orange gummi-bears. Cast not pearls before swine and that includes impudent office staff.
*One of the advantages of being a psychiatrist is knowing all the mind tricks. The difference between Hannibal Lector, M.D. and myself is I use head-shrinking skills to heal and he uses them to eat people. Otherwise we are basically the same. It is fun to let loose once in a while my inner-Hannibal Lector; he get things done. This isn’t as efficacious as Obi-wan using The Force, or The Bene Gesserit using The Voice, but damned close.
32 comments
October 8, 2021 at 8:31 AM
Debra She Who Seeks
The Universe is clearly conspiring to fatten you up.
October 8, 2021 at 8:33 AM
Urspo
My thoughts exactly.
The demons of the sugar industry, fast food, and the krafty minions at Kraft (curse them all!) are in cahoots for my downfall. I wear my broccoli charm to fend off the fructose
October 8, 2021 at 9:29 AM
Linda Practical Parsimony
You can do this. Enjoy all the Halloween goodies you want, but only on Halloween. Go ahead and eat the pizza when you want it. If you accidentally eat candy or goodies, make yourself exercise right then and there. I need a broccoli charm! I have a tiny bag of candy corn for Halloween night.
October 8, 2021 at 9:59 AM
Urspo
I am having a treat once in a while and always with broccoli.
October 8, 2021 at 9:42 AM
larry
Well congratulations 76 kg that is good only 6 more kg to go and you win a trip to Mykonos.
October 8, 2021 at 10:00 AM
Urspo
#1 – you have a nice sense of humor.
#2 – where is Mykonos?
October 8, 2021 at 10:08 AM
Old Lurker
Now, now, Dr. Spo. One pretzel won’t hurt, right? You can nibble on just one and then stop, right? One teeny-tiny pretzel? It would taste soooo good, and then you will surely stop for sure absolutely no questions asked.
October 8, 2021 at 12:01 PM
Dwight W.
Things in the world we live in are portrayed as bad enough. It would seem these people could help you brighten things up with the little extras.
Yes, I think you should get this out of the house post haste. Still ,you work so hard at Halloween you deserve the pleasure.
October 8, 2021 at 1:18 PM
Urspo
You are in cahoots with Mrs. Danvers.
October 8, 2021 at 1:56 PM
Dwight W.
If one must be evil , learn from the best. Although I believe she was deep fried, for her sins.
October 8, 2021 at 10:50 AM
Parnassus
I only wish I could get good pretzels in Taiwan. It would be worth getting your carbohydrate allotment that way. Junk food is an even worse problem if you live alone, because then you normally don’t bother to cook just for yourself, so pretty soon you are starving, and there is the junk food!
–Jim
October 8, 2021 at 1:19 PM
Urspo
On the positive, when living alone, you are master of what is bought and brought into the house. Living with others: they tend to bring things home and say ‘just don’t eat this’. this never works well.
October 8, 2021 at 11:23 AM
jefferyrn
Don’t eat too many people this weekend. Lol
October 8, 2021 at 1:20 PM
Urspo
Only if they are lo-carb
October 8, 2021 at 11:52 AM
Debbie W.
In spite of your conflict with the Popcorn Factory, your delight in the fun and foods of the Halloween season cheers me. And your mention of ordering from a company called “Old Time Candy” is good news. I love to give certain family members these types of candies around the holiday, but I did not know of a reliable source. Have you been mostly pleased with the candy and service you have received from “Old Time Candy”? If so, you have succeeded in making my day!
October 8, 2021 at 1:21 PM
Urspo
Yes, I am very pleased with Old Time Candy. They allow you to shop ‘by the decade’ which often gets you goodies from your childhood. Last year at Halloween I gave up candy ‘from the 70s’. The kids were puzzled, having never seen the likes, but their parents lit up ‘wow! I used to eat that!”
You know they will be snitching it from their kids.
October 8, 2021 at 12:55 PM
Will Jay
Will Harper accept a pretzel as a treat? My beagles, who have absolutely no taste, are thrilled with the pretzels that Southwest serves as an in flight snack. I don’t eat the pretzels in the knowledge that the dogs will be very disappointed should I return home empty handed.
October 8, 2021 at 1:22 PM
Urspo
Harper is a pure carnivore. Sometimes when she begs I try to explain there is nothing up here she would like. I sometimes drop something to show. She sniffs at it and returns to her groke look, figuring I am holding back.
October 8, 2021 at 1:08 PM
Lori Hawkins
I was wondering if you were going to make the pizza skulls again this year. Remember, everything in moderation, including moderation.
October 8, 2021 at 1:23 PM
Urspo
I am determined to make a proper pizza skull I need thinner crust and less greasy pepperoni. Sautee the onions/peppers first, don’t add raw ones to the skulls.
October 8, 2021 at 2:08 PM
David Godfrey
You could teach how to complain, without setting fire to bridges. I needed that on Wednesday morning when the feces was hitting the fan fast a furious. (Only to find out later, much of it was user stupidity.)
October 8, 2021 at 3:18 PM
Urspo
Someone spends a lot of his time in customer service. This means keeping cool and smiling while finding a nice way to point to to some irate person their problem is coming from their own error(s) and if you listen, I will tell you what you did wrong stemming from their own stupidity. Oh the pain.
October 8, 2021 at 8:25 PM
Robzilla
I’m sorry to hear things didn’t go so well with the food ordering. Are there any pretzels left over?
October 9, 2021 at 5:47 PM
Urspo
Last time I looked they are still there.
I am going to put them soon into the annual Halloween trail mix.
October 9, 2021 at 1:09 AM
Moving with Mitchell
That’s astounding that The Popcorn Factory could get a simple order so terrible wrong… repeatedly. I wouldn’t want that stuff in the house either… it sounds too good.
October 9, 2021 at 5:49 PM
Urspo
I believe both representatives were from another country not the USA; I had troubles understanding them. I fear some of the goofs were secondary to language matters. I sense The Popcorn Factory is trying to save money by assigning order-takers using overseas personnel, but in the end it cost them money, my refund, and probably my patronage.
October 9, 2021 at 2:37 AM
Hugh W. Roberts
Instead of going out trick or treating on Halloween, gather up all that popcorn and candy, knock on some doors and give it to the people who are expecting to hand it out. I’m sure you’ll be a big hit. 🎃
October 9, 2021 at 5:49 PM
Urspo
This sounds worth trying.
I wonder if they would call the police.
October 10, 2021 at 2:57 AM
Hugh W. Roberts
If they do, stand and admire the uniform and hand them some candy corn.
October 9, 2021 at 9:19 PM
Richard Portman
Pretzels? Halloween Candie Corn? The situation is getting too strange.
I love Halloween as much as any pagan. It is the last holiday we have that is not stained with Christian bullshit.
It is distressing to see .
Plastic pumpkins and Walmart bats are not what we are about.
October 10, 2021 at 6:25 AM
Urspo
All Saint’s Day (you probably know) is the Christian attempt to convert the holiday to something spiritual. This worked better for Saints Days and for Easter and Christmas, but Halloween didn’t keep on its Christian trappings preferring to run around in witches costume.
October 10, 2021 at 6:34 PM
janiejunebug
I have sent gifts through The Popcorn Factory and Cheryl’s Cookies (they are part of the same group of companies) and haven’t had a problem with either one. Maybe I need to have a problem so they send me free goodies.
Congratulations on the weight loss. I am cutting back, too, but haven’t seen any change yet.
Love,
Janie