What’s top of my mind: Thanksgiving. We are going to have a Thanksgiving dinner. It will be a modest supper, just the two of us. We purchased a modest turkey breast along with a small bag of sprouts, just enough for two people. I will mash a few potatoes and there is a jar of gravy for all of it. Normally Someone makes a couple of pies, but with neither one of us supposed to consuming sugar he will make only one. We will each have a token slice and that’s about it. It is enough; I am glad to be having something.
Where I’ve been: The liquor store. Someone needed a bottle of Fireball whisky * for a birthday prize for a co-worker if his. It is also Nouveau Beaujolais season. We like a Gewürztraminer with our turkey dinner. So it was off to Total Wine to get these three items. Sooner I’d eat rats at Tewkesbury than enter a liquor store prior to Thanksgiving but I hoped by going near closing time it would not be so hectic. At 7PM it wasn’t bad at all. But there was only one crate of Nouveau left! Normally they have a display of many bottles! I bought two bottles, which is enough.
Where I’m going: The post office. A few years ago I made a Spo-shirt that alas doesn’t fit. The shirt has been hanging in the closest, waiting for an owner. In Palm Springs I met a new friend (thanks to ‘Frog’-endeavors) who will receive the shirt. This means I have to go to the post office this weekend to mail it. Going to the post office right after Thanksgiving is worse than a pre-Thanksgiving visit to the liquor store. I plan on bringing my Kindle and good set of headphones to block out the almost certain orchestra of scorched cats that is a long line of cranky customers at the post office.
What I’m watching: Two men in a bath tub. I was recently learned of a series on The Tube of Yous, made by a Damon L. Jacobs, who interviews celebrities in the gay community. The gimmick is both Mr. Jacobs and thems he interviews are in a bathtub. I am not 100% certain this is sincere, or even if the bathtub is real (it looks like a prop). I’m also uncertain if I will continue watching. The guests often talk about their struggles and their body issues, but all of them are hotties (as is Mr. Jacobs). Hearing these well-built guys talk about their subjective short-comings seems a bit bogus. The series resembles a road accident: I want to not look, but I do anyway.
What I’m reading: To be determined. Last night when I should have been trying to sleep I stayed up to finish ‘One Last Waltz’ by Ethan Mordden. The novel gave me the emotions I love having when reading a book: I felt sad to seeing its end, and when I got to the last page I felt the emotion of having read a marvelous story. Well done! Would all reads ended like that! Now, what next to read? There is no lack of options on the ‘to read’ shelf. I’ve been reading a lot of fiction lately, so perhaps some non-fiction may do. Say, do you know why the librarian slipped and broke her hip? She was in the non-friction section!
What I’m listening to: Do you want to take a walk. Annette Hanshaw was a singer, I think she mostly sang in the first third of the 20th century. She had some dreamy, whimsical songs, which are fun to hear from time to time. Those were happier times. “Would you like to take a walk?” is a sweet sonorous tune, although I’ve often wondered about the lyrics; they seem slightly suggestive.

What I’m eating: Baba ganoush. The other day I ordered wraps from ‘Pita Jungle’ and I asked if they had baba ganoush. They sometimes don’t have such. This time the answer was ‘yes’ so I ordered a small serving. For thems not familiar with this delicacy, Baba G is like hummus but made with eggplant, not chickpeas. I like eggplant and I like saying ‘baba ganoush!” out loud. I also like to think the stuff is better nutritionally than is hummus, being made from a vegetable, but this is probable wishful thinking. Do you like eggplant?
Who needs a good slap: The Overlords. Ever since my bosses sold the joint to a conglomerate, I’ve been wondering when the new Overlords will make their presence known by making some changes. Last week I got two forms that look like standard stuff given to all employees at their establishment. One form asks for my ‘areas of interest’, not ‘areas of expertise’. I took this literally, and circled what I like to do/treat rather than what I am experienced doing. ** The second form is more ominous. It asks for a copy of my drivers license, my Medicare/Medicaid/AZ license numbers and others. What a tedious treasure hunt this will be. I hope the house manager knows these things. I am dubious to give them my drivers license. Does anyone know if this is legal/standard of care? They also want my CV. I don’t have a CV; I’ve never needed one. I wonder if I will get fired for not providing such. Someone says I should quit whining and write one, particularly if I do get sacked for being a CV-less smart-alec about the whole thing.
On a 1-5 scale, I give The Overlords three slaps.
What I’m planning: Prizes for Someone. Now that Thanksgiving is here, I can turn my thoughts towards the next two holidays: Christmas and Someone’s birthday [not in that order]. I haven’t a clue what to do for a birthday prize this year, let alone Christmas. Someone is one of those odd-ducks who doesn’t celebrate birthdays; he never wants lavish prizes or parties or even eating out. Poor fellow! If only he had asked a few logical questions when he met me. I love celebrating birthdays, and this means prizes. I usually get him electronic gadgets; these are often hit or miss. What to do?
What’s making me smile: Stained glass ornaments. Whenever I visit Michigan, Brother #3 presses me to take home items from our parent’s closed house, which are piled up in boxes in his basement. Last time we gathered the brothers and I divided up our late Mother’s stained glass collection. She had heaps. She would hang them on the kitchen window, rotating them, apropos for the season. Whenever one did dishes one looked out the kitchen window into the backyard through a pastiche of colored glass. I got some of the Christmas ones. This weekend I will hang them on my kitchen window, as she did, and remember her and Christmases long time ago.
*Oh the horror.
**I’ve learned from experience the listed areas I do/don’t doesn’t greatly discriminate the type of cases I end up seeing. People just want a shrink and I’m like a democratic drawbridge, going down for everybody.
42 comments
November 24, 2021 at 5:24 AM
DwightW.
A 10 pound Turkey dinner with sides in a box ready today at 3pm. The stores in our area all close on Thanksgiving. We have never done this. We will see if we ever do it again. I am fascinated with the concept of Nouveau Beaujolais, more than the taste. The New Yorker used to have great stories on this interesting phenomenon of new wine. We have a small post office a short drive from home it is very efficient with no complainers in a safe very empty strip mall, we love this and are sure every time we go IT will be permanently closed. Two men in a Bath tub will be watched by me before the day is out thanks. I’m debating resubscribing to theNew Yorker, I love the stories and cartoons and covers so. It is 9.00$ a week in paper form , I will look for some of the other deals as they have some double week editions. I have an Original Sheet music of “White Cliffs of Dover “ signed by Vera Lynn
Not the writer, I love to pull out my Christmas Songbook this time of year on the piano. I like Eggplant Parmesan. Sounds like Someone is right, if you’ve already given them your SS# and bank account # for direct deposit whats one more. And yes , if you expect they won’t do a background check you are delusional, and we know that’s not the case. CV is a great Idea , have it ready in your Lap top , many outlines exist on line. Someone Needs a new Television for Christmas and his birthday . Get Samsung at least 50 inches , no more back talk. I am charmed beyond measure at your mothers stained glass. I have many many pieces made for me by a former companion, who is one of my true loves that I let Get Away. I am thankful for You this year Dr. Spo. I look forward to you every day. Happy Thanksgiving 🍁
November 24, 2021 at 6:47 AM
Urspo
The NB madness that resembles the arrival of the new Harry Potter book is a silly fun ritual. The wine itself isn’t very good; it is the hype that makes is fun.
November 24, 2021 at 6:09 AM
Parnassus
One thing in this list to be thankful for is Annette Hanshaw. I must have dozens of her recordings sprinkled around–she is a solid favorite.
–Jim
November 24, 2021 at 6:47 AM
Urspo
I only know a few of her songs; it would be good to hear more.
November 24, 2021 at 6:56 AM
Debra She Who Seeks
I don’t mind baba ganoush, but I prefer hummus. Hummus is made from a vegetable too, you know — chickpeas. Legumes are legit veggies. So it’s also good for you AND has lots of protein — bonus!
November 24, 2021 at 7:06 AM
Urspo
I love them both; I am glad to know hummus is not all carbs but with some protein.
November 25, 2021 at 8:13 PM
Richard Portman
I like baba ganoush, it is delicious. But i think my favorite eggplant dish is imam bayeldi. Stuffed eggplants. The imam fainted.
November 24, 2021 at 7:01 AM
wickedhamster
The Larry King pic is just too perfect! Wherever did you find it? Googled W perhaps and clicked on images?
November 24, 2021 at 7:07 AM
Urspo
Every Wednesday when I write this wonder (Ws!) I search “the letter W’ to find a new one. This one came up, which was perfect prior to Thanksgiving. It turns out it is based on some facts. The letter W is not used in the country of Turkey – or was not used. I want to investigate this story, why the letter was indeed ‘banned’.
November 24, 2021 at 7:02 AM
Lori Hawkins
Doesn’t the office staff fill these types of things out for you? I do for my doctors. I have had a couple of places that requested a copy of their drivers licenses for credentialing. Some do, some don’t. As for your CV, I can send you a template if you’d like.
I like egg plant but honestly haven’t had baba ganoush. Hummus is healthy too luckily because I LOVE it.
Your mothers ornaments are going to look amazing in your kitchen window. What a nice way to carry on her tradition.
November 24, 2021 at 7:09 AM
Urspo
The house manager is off this week. I’ve sent her an email please be a muffin and find all these numbers on the grounds she knows them already.
I
may take you up on the CV offer. I don’t know how to write one. On the other hand this is not for a job application. I could do a simple one for the bean counter’s sake.
I love hummus too !
November 24, 2021 at 7:21 AM
David Godfrey
I agree with DW, unless he has already bought one, buy Someone a new giant TV, just go do it. A simple CV, name, title, licenses, address, educational history, employment history back for 20 – 30 years. If you have publications or presentations history great, but those are more for academics and researchers. It can be as short as one page. Worked at X, Start date, to present. shrink heads and prescribe drugs to make people happy! A copy of driver’s license or passport comes in handy. When I started the job in Lexington, I gave my boss a copy of my passport and said “you need this to verify that I am eligible to work in the USA.” she stared at me, weeks later the auditor asked her about proof of eligibility to work for all staff. A real ID drivers licence probably fits the bill.
Eggplant, not a real fan, kind of a non-flavor for me.
November 24, 2021 at 7:37 AM
Urspo
I thank you for the advice on what to put in a CV. I was going to write an essay or something.
I also thank you for conveying the request for my drivers license isn’t zany or illegal
What are you reasonable attorney fees on all of this?
November 24, 2021 at 7:57 AM
Anne
I really don’t know if it is legal for your employer to ask for your driver’s license. It might be a law that differs from state to state. But I can relate to being a bit enraged at what are perceived to be unneeded requests. When I was a medical assistant the administration suddenly decided they wanted a picture of each and every one of us. Huh???? As far as I could tell it was never used for anything.
Birthday gift for your sweetie. The television does sound like a good idea, but will he feel it is a gift for “him” or really just something for the house? What does he like to do? If he’s a reader, a gift certificate to a book store he frequents. You must know what he does in his down time. Give it some thought.
November 24, 2021 at 8:22 AM
Urspo
The TV is definitely a ‘Someone’ matter but the space in which it needs to fit is so precise this needs research – not a good birthday prize, alas.
I have about two weeks to figure something out.
November 24, 2021 at 12:06 PM
Anne
Then give him a beautifully made certificate that says a new TV of his choice is coming. Then get to work measuring.
November 24, 2021 at 8:10 AM
larrymuffin
I often think that Thanksgiving is more about being thankful for what we have in our lives than a big meal. Because of our lifestyle of jet setting here and there and living in exotic countries, we never did big all the family thanksgiving. So I am happy for you and Someone that you have your dinner in your lovely home.
Beaujolais nouveau, I wonder if this year is any good, it is hit and miss, very young wine must be drunk right away, does not last. So far the critique say it is a good year, look for George Duboeuf, Jean Foillard, Manoir du Carra. Let me know how you find it.
As for the info hunt your new owners want, from a Canadian Perspective this is ILLEGAL absolutely. Some info like a driver’s licence they do not need, Medicare/medicaid, I would ask why do you need this, none of their business. In Canada it is clearly an intrusion in privacy. As for your CV are they kidding? keep it simple, very simple, no need for Birthdate info, give them that you graduated from University such and such, got this diploma, practicing for so many years, the rest is irrelevant. They can and probably will sell the info and then you got a problem.
Baba Ganoush, the national dish of Egypt, it means Father is spoiled, in other words it has no meaning. But it is very good, great appetizer.
November 24, 2021 at 8:23 AM
Urspo
Really? I learned something! I did not know what the two words translate or even what language. I was also not aware eggplant was especially associated with Egypt. Neat.
November 24, 2021 at 8:42 AM
larrymuffin
Yes when I lived in Cairo, this appetizer came with meals or drinks. It is Arabic
November 24, 2021 at 8:35 AM
Brian Dean Powers
The mere mention of Fireball often provokes some people to gag, a response akin to how much they hate Rick Astly and “Hotel California.” Surely a scientific study is needed for this topic.
November 24, 2021 at 8:40 AM
Urspo
I tried it. It tasted harsh and the whisky element lacked complexity. I cannot imagine drinking this straight. However, it might be worthwhile in some Christmas cocktails. I will have a look-see.
November 24, 2021 at 9:00 AM
Glenda
I think you will scream at the post office when you pay to mail your package.I did last week as the price was more than the worth of the contents. Evidently a price increase since I was last there. The leaves are flying thru the air as I write this and I am tearing up as I listen to Eva Cassidy singing The Autumn Leaves while playing her guitar. Best version of that song possible. Happy Thanksgiving to you, Someone and Harper Hound.
November 24, 2021 at 9:15 AM
Urspo
Thank you for the greetings and same to you and yours!
I haven’t paid attention to prices (although I should) as I continue to buy/do things as they are needed. I suspect the shipping on the shirt will be outrageous but there it is.
November 24, 2021 at 9:04 AM
Robzilla, Native Of Slam Diego
You have something to smile about this week. That is awesome!
I do like eggplant. A long time ago, when I worked at a pricey pizza place with a certain medieval theme, we had eggplant parmesan sandwiches that were off the menu. We baked them and they were quite yummy.
Is it legal for the employer to ask for your drivers license? I’m guessing yes. Next week, I have to present mine plus my birth certificate for the I-9 form to prove my identity and that I can legally work in the States. Is that why you have to do it?
November 24, 2021 at 9:18 AM
Urspo
I love eggplant parm ! Unfortunately it is often made poorly, so it is dicey to order some in a restaurant although I always look.
I don’t know what/why The Overlords are asking for this sort of stuff other than it looks like a generic form all their underlines do/provide. I wonder how far this will go, going from an employee of a mom and pop business to a national cooperation.
November 24, 2021 at 9:56 AM
jefferyrn
Love the stained glass ornaments and memories of mom. Not sure what a CV is….Cardiovascular is what it means around here…Norma’s Italian Kitchen has the best eggplant parm around these parts although my Ricky does a better job of making at home. I am drawn to places that bear my mothers name.
November 24, 2021 at 9:58 AM
Urspo
Homemade eggplant parm ! and made well! My soul swoons!
November 24, 2021 at 10:44 AM
Sam
I absolutely love baba ganoush! I’ve only had a few times-once when in your former state of Michigan in a Lebanese restaurant outside Detroit in a suburb I cannot remember when travelling for work. I’ve only fund one other time in Minnesota, but learned of a restaurant that also caters that has it. If and when my daughter gets married, I will have them cater as they seem to be able to meet everyone’s delicious food needs. I hope your new friend appreciates the Spo shirt-I like your creations.
November 24, 2021 at 11:19 AM
Urspo
I have never attempted to make any.
Is it not available in the stores around you?
I hope the friend appreciates the shirt as well. I hope it fits him.
November 24, 2021 at 11:44 AM
Debbie W.
Oh my, the stained glass ornaments are such a lovely remembrance of your mother. It’s so nice to know that you will hang them as she did, and continue to do such in her memory. I like to think that someday, when I am gone, my adult son will do something similar. ❤️
November 24, 2021 at 12:01 PM
Urspo
Let us hope so!
It is a curious and sometimes funny thing what children want as mementos from their parents. My late mother thought we kids would want her collectables or the antiques. What I wanted were mawkish items, like the plastic avocado green butter dish and these stained glass ornaments.
November 24, 2021 at 1:51 PM
Will Jay
When you comply with the request for the CV, keep in mind that if done just so, you will have a copy for your files should you decide to look for other employment opportunities. I imagine that the overlords may want it to include in a firm SOQ if they were to pursue contracts for services. Someone’s comment is correct. Do it do that you comply with the request and are not seen as a troublemaker. Do it well enough so that it is ready for your own use should things turn dicey.
Lovely ornaments. Your mother will be very close to you every time the light hits the stained glass and dances around the room. 😁
November 24, 2021 at 1:58 PM
Urspo
You are sensible like Someone, I ought to have one of those things ‘just in case’ in 2022 The Overlords decide to shut us down and I am out on the street looking for work – at my age!
November 24, 2021 at 2:28 PM
Gigi Rambles
Eggplant is not something I car for although, The Husband loves it. As for the driver’s license, based on my very fuzzy recollection from when I started here (and at other jobs), I’ve always had to produce that and my SSN, so I think it’s a fairly standard request. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 24, 2021 at 3:54 PM
Urspo
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
Tell hubby we two can go out for eggplant parm some time. 🙂
November 24, 2021 at 4:02 PM
Pipistrello
Eggplant is one of those tofu vegetables, viz full of deliciousness mainly when it’s oily and salty and garlicky and herby, and crumbed for parmagiana, and Thai-curried … yes, I do like eggplant! Grilled marinated slices on a bbq is a summertime staple.
Tell the overlords you don’t drive and have no licence. It’s a doppelgänger who is seen driving you to work. Giving out stuffs like that we are told leads to identity theft. I smell a rat. And asking how you work? Ipso facto you’re about to be cloned.
Save me some sprouts from your Thanksgiving dinner, please. Favourite veg alert!
November 24, 2021 at 7:08 PM
Urspo
I don’t remember when I went from ‘sprouts? Are you mad?” to “let’s get some sprouts!” but there it is.
November 24, 2021 at 6:02 PM
Blobby
A. is the “new friend” from room 34? B. I think all things the Overlords are asking for are in the need for credentialing – which makes sense.
November 24, 2021 at 7:09 PM
Urspo
Just about everyone that week was in Room 34.
I am glad to hear from you the new Overlords are not doing anything sinister or atypical.
November 24, 2021 at 6:44 PM
Linda Practical Parsimony
I love the stained-glass ornaments. I wish I had things that belonged to my mother, anything. Eggplant is not a food I eat, so I avoid baba ganoush religiously.
November 24, 2021 at 7:10 PM
Urspo
What religion may that be I wonder?
November 30, 2021 at 7:18 PM
Ron
I don’t like vrkebriting birthdays or receiving gifts either. I like my Spo shirts though!