Speaking of the better angels of our nature, I decided to avoid the gym for now, what with the New Year’s resolution types filling up the place, huffing and puffing, and none of them wearing masks. I find this bewildering and now it’s frightening. I will be doing more walking than usual, hoping ‘this counts’ as exercise.
Today Someone and I will get covid19 tests, as he is getting over a bad URI and I am getting one. He is tested regularly at work, but this will be my first test ever. I need to look up at the AMA what I do if I am positive.
Father’s Christmas check arrived and it was much more than I imagined. I called him to thank him and he explained he has too much money any isn’t going to take it with him, so he might as well give some of it now to his children and grandchildren. A week ago I thought this money would go towards prescriptions, but now it can go to The Father Spo Memorial Mattress or something like that. The HOA told us last March to get the house painted or else, so I suspect that’s what gets Father’s munificence. I hear tell the HOA won’t let us apply a fresh coat of paint to what we have already, but we have to choice one of their oh-so-dreary brown/beige combinations, evoking the Flannery O’Conner line about “bulbous liver-colored monstrosities of a uniform ugliness although no two are alike.” She has such a way with words.
Our usual pizza to-go joint closed its doors a few months ago. In a way I was glad we were bereft of having a pizza place. Last night we tried a new place, “Oreganos”. Someone stopped by on his way home from work to pick up a salad and two test pan pizzas. I was pleased as Punch they were good, and the pan pizzas allow us to get our own preferences. We declared ‘Oregano’ pizza and salad a success; we will be back. Pizza toppings would make a good blog entry; more of this anon.
Spo-fans may recall one of my 2022 resolutions was to do a daily five-minute dose of ‘doing nothing’. I remembered sleeping under the bed is my zafu and zabuton combination, which hasn’t seen daylight in years. Once navy blue, it has become more slate gray, a Rococo blue, until I realized this was just dust and dog hair – a lot. After pounding the hell out of them I sat down for a try-out. It went OK – other than the sneezing evoked from the dander and dust.
Tomorrow starts a new round of forms at work: one is a rating scale to give to the patients while they wait their appointment. The other form is a comprehensive checklist of services to charge for. They are to better patient care and improve our billing, respectively, but are more likely to just annoy and make things generally irritating. I am certain to write on these anon as well.
39 comments
January 16, 2022 at 2:02 AM
Linda Practical Parsimony
Walking counts a lot towards keeping blood sugar down or under control.
January 16, 2022 at 5:15 AM
Urspo
let us hope so; it will be my mode of exercice for the next two weeks.
January 16, 2022 at 5:48 AM
Ron
Ah HOA’s can sometimes be all controlling but they mean well by keeping lovely neighborhood homes conforming to a majority agreed standard of good taste. Otherwise there would be talk if one broke loose from the pack and painted one’s house pink or put painted stones out front of their cookie cutter lodgings.
January 16, 2022 at 6:39 AM
Urspo
No worries on that one. All homes are to be various shades of brown to allegedly blend in with the desert. There is nothing natural about these homes and the browns make them all more or less the same. Boring.
January 17, 2022 at 11:24 PM
Richard Portman
They don’t really blend in. We have one of those here. The first thing they did was acquire the land, in exchange for building 50 units of low income apartments. That’s where i have been living these past 10 years. We are lucky we even got that, but we are a famous little village and have wealthy friends.
After they acquired the land, they scraped everything off it, right down to the clay and bedrock. Then they built a bunch of cookiecutter homes and some townhomes. They have an HOA and it is pretty strict. Only “desert tones”. It looks like one of those places.
There are no children but occasionally i see an odd unhappy goth teenager. The whole place is so alien and strange.
January 16, 2022 at 5:57 AM
David Godfrey
A regular Pizza source and lots of long walks, life is good. Wise of dad to share while he can watch the family enjoy. No luggage allowed on that final ride. I just flashed back, my grandmother was agonizing over buying herself a new car, my father quipped, that is okay mom, be careful and we will enjoy the money after you are gone, she walked over picked up the phone and called the dealer and said, Get it ready, I’ll be there in 30 minutes.
January 16, 2022 at 6:40 AM
Urspo
Sensible woman!
January 16, 2022 at 6:57 AM
Sassybear
We have no family inheritance money to look forward to…we only have our own incomes and savings to rely on. I would love a nice little influx of cash from generous kinfolk.
I have to start exercising and eating better. Now that I can eat, all the weight I lost while sick last year is coming back fast.
While we have a few local pizza places that offer GF pizza, it’s all rather blech. We discovered a GF cauliflower crust available at our local grocers that is fabulous, so I much prefer to make my own pizza at home now with extra toppings. Mmmm.
January 16, 2022 at 9:42 AM
Urspo
Homemade pizzas always surpass anything bought.
If you have no kinfolk, time to find a sugar-daddy.
January 17, 2022 at 10:59 PM
Richard Portman
No thanks. My sugardaddy turned trump and kicked me to the curb. Then he died of West Nile Virus the next year. At my age, I’m supposed to be a sugar daddy too, but i am still surviving by a combination of by a combination of wits, charm, and government charity.
January 16, 2022 at 7:45 AM
Debra She Who Seeks
Good luck on your covid tests!
January 16, 2022 at 9:42 AM
Urspo
The stick up the nose was most uncomfortable and made me tear and cough.
January 16, 2022 at 8:50 AM
larrymuffin
I really do not like Gyms in commercial buildings. Unclean and smelly and lots of weird people. Walking is a great exercise. Get some wild boars to run after you that would be a great exercise.
The only thing about the Covid Test is the thing they shove up your nose, not nice but not painful either. If you are sick just stay home in your room for 14 days, that is all.
January 16, 2022 at 9:43 AM
Urspo
Unclean and smelly and lots of weird people – sounds like New Brunswick; the bad parts.
January 16, 2022 at 8:59 AM
Moving with Mitchell
I hope both your tests come back negative.
January 16, 2022 at 9:44 AM
Urspo
There is a part of me that is OK to be positive as it may means I finally have it and get it over with. However most of me (the sensible parts) do not wish this.
January 16, 2022 at 9:01 AM
Dwight W.
I really think your neighborhood HOA is crazy town. I hope that you get some exercise if you want it. I’m lucky I like Pizza Hut . My palate isn’t picky . Find an Arm chair or god forbid a lounger. Put up your feet and nap the day away.
Glad to see your father has a rational idea about money, do not hoard this Largesse , Silas Marner. Start on your “Honey Do” list as soon as possible. Happy Sunday . Hugs for Father Spo.
January 16, 2022 at 9:45 AM
Urspo
Pizza Hut ! I haven’t been to one in ages. I remember it was more about quantity than quality. They tried a Detroit-style pizza, may it rest in peace.
January 16, 2022 at 9:53 AM
DwightW.
We haven’t been out for fast food in two years. We eat a butter crust Sausage and mushroom pan pizza . Delivered. I’ll fight you on this one.
January 16, 2022 at 9:47 AM
BadNoteB
God bless Poppa Spo, his wisdom and generosity!
I am fortunate to be able to schedule gym visits during off-hours to avoid the idiots refusing to wear masks. 9:45-11:15 in the morning seems to attract mostly non-employed mothers who seem as careful with mask protocol as I am. Things also clear out dramatically after 9:30 pm. This is Sunday evening through Friday afternoon, of course, as weekends are a free-for-all case of Covid waiting to happen. We’re it not for extreme flexibility in setting my own work schedule I’d be joining you on hiatus for at least the next month.
N.B. Linda Practical Parsimony’s advice… just roaming streets of the hood is more than adequate for intended purposes. I prefer the treadmill for controlled climate and monitored steady pace/heart rate. (I also find personal compliance is much higher with formal motions of “going to the gym” and scheduled appointments on the weekly calendar involved… Go figure!)
I understand many folk’s aversions to HOAs and can’t refute their logic and take on personal enjoyment of property. Experiences with unkept neighborhoods going to pot through neglect and inconsideration (plus related impact on resale value) made me a fan of the HOA concept. With claustrophobic (zero?) lot-lines being approved for housing construction in my city, I don’t see how neighborhood peace and harmony could be maintained without a collective set of strictly enforced standards mutually agreed to at time of purchase (… even if that means forgoing my dream of glow-in-the-dark fuchsia house trim).
January 16, 2022 at 10:04 AM
Urspo
Happily it is warm enough to go for walks. I hope they are good for me.
I don’t think our house paint is that bad. True, the green trimming is somewhat sun-worn. I think the real reason is we have a atypical color scheme, and the HOA didn’t know it was “OK”; they changed the colors and are now demanding a new paint job. That’s my theory.
January 16, 2022 at 1:14 PM
BadNoteB
Our HOA has an Architectural Design Committee that must approve paint chips or manufacturer color numbers prior to commencement of exterior painting. I understand there is a penalty (fine) for proceeding without their blessing in advance, even if a permitted color is applied!
Your theory is likely correct. Our community originally permitted either beige or gray color schemes but abandoned the gray about 10 years ago. Interestingly, they’re now targeting all gray toned houses for repainting – not because of a non-conforming color but due to age/condition of the paint. Beige units in the neighborhood of equal or older age, mine included, have never been noticed or similarly harassed.
January 16, 2022 at 10:23 AM
johnmichael42003
Pizza toppings definitely a great entry
January 17, 2022 at 6:53 AM
Urspo
It arrives anon.
January 16, 2022 at 10:28 AM
Lori Hawkins
That was so nice of your father to send you a check to enjoy now. Sensible man he is. Enjoy your Sunday!!
January 17, 2022 at 6:53 AM
Urspo
Written on Monday morning – it was a good day.
January 16, 2022 at 10:51 AM
Parnassus
What is pan pizza? Isn’t all pizza made in a pan? I had to look up the zafu thing–it looks so uncomfortable, even though its purpose is to provide padding. I know there are specialists, but I feel that I could meditate without turning myself into a contortionist.
–Jim
January 17, 2022 at 6:54 AM
Urspo
A pan pizza is a thick thing with a high crust, made in a circular (usually) pan so it come out looking more like a slice of pie than the usual flat pieces
January 16, 2022 at 11:02 AM
Sam
We have a semi regular form to fill out “How is Covid impacting you”. I don’t understand the why of the ask. HOA’s drive me nuts. My goal is to never live under one.
January 17, 2022 at 6:55 AM
Urspo
HOAs I’ve learned are usually manned by exactly the wrong types to manage them.
January 16, 2022 at 12:17 PM
Robzilla, Native Of Slam Diego
I’m glad your father did what he did, but screw the HOA. They are the devil’s minions, and I bet no one here can prove me wrong.
January 17, 2022 at 6:55 AM
Urspo
Worse, they are made up of the types in a neighborhood who want to control others.
January 16, 2022 at 1:15 PM
Will Jay
If Father Spo is still alive, it would be “The Father Spo Commemorative Matress.” Hoping that this is a grammatical error and thatbFathe Spo is well and comfortable.
January 17, 2022 at 6:56 AM
Urspo
Indeed you are correct on this one.
January 16, 2022 at 3:44 PM
mcpersonalspace54
I too have stopped going to the gym. And now our new governor has taken away the mask mandate for students. Wish I could avoid school too!
January 17, 2022 at 6:56 AM
Urspo
Stupid all around. USA is a stupid country
January 16, 2022 at 10:50 PM
Pipistrello
I had to look this one up, too, but your zafu looks like a squashed down pouffe. Once dime-a-dozen in grandparents’ homes but so fancy priced now that the yogic class has taken over the world of exercise. Dr Zander wouldn’t recognise it but he would nod knowingly about your New Year’s Resolution types clogging your gym right now. They’ll be gone soon enough.
Your Papa-Spo is a treasure!
January 17, 2022 at 6:57 AM
Urspo
the zafu is a circular sawdust or beanbag like device. I used mine yesterday to sit on the hallway floor while we worked on the tree.
January 17, 2022 at 10:51 PM
Richard Portman
I think it might be a good time to avoid the gym.
I have never done it, but you live in a large city. There might be a Tai Chi group in your area. I heard they meet in parks and do Tai Chi exercises. It looks interesting to me, and you would certainly meet some interesting characters! Tai Chi.