Back when the PHX office was on Camelback, I had a pokey little office with a modest-sized desk. It was a basic metal type of thing, with a few small drawers and not much of a top for the screen and the keyboard. When we moved to the new place on Indian School Rd, the office I got was triple in size, which seemed to shout ‘get a real proper desk, no rubbish!” I did some research as to the one I might get, but this careful study was made redundant when I discovered the previous occupant of the office, the chief attorney of a departing law firm, had left behind his/her desk – so I inherited it. It is a king-sized-titanic-unsinkable-Molly Brown entity, as wide as a boat. It makes me feel quite butch and masterful to sit beside it (insert bad Freudian-type joke here). On the negative, the two chairs for patients on the other side of are a tad too far away. The patient and I would have to stand up and lean forward to shake hands if people did that sort of thing anymore. There should be some space between therapist and patient but not this much. All the same I like its ‘feel’, for it is made of proper wood and not out of some sort of plastic with a veneer of ersatz wood that peels in time.*
Nowadays most folks don’t have ‘desks’ but ‘workplaces’, an extension of a cubicle, with just enough tabletop for a computer monitor, a keyboard, some speakers, and one or two knickknacks to give it a personal touch. More’s the pity, as most of us spend a lot of time at work, sitting at desk, which is an extension of ourselves. At your desk you feel the captain of a proverbial ship as it were.
The previous owner of said desk had it face outwards that sitting allowed me to look out at the mountains, but I found this distracting from work, so I steered the boat around so it faces the opposite direction. Now the patients look past me out the window. Much better! This also allows the patient to get up and out without having to go through me first. One of the basic rules of interviewing people (especially patients) is never put yourself between them and the door out, lest they feel trapped and need to go through you on the way out.
If the The Overlords ever decide to be rid of me, I will leave the S.S. Spo behind for the next Joe to make it his or her own. Another ‘plus’ of the thing is it has a ‘full front’ which allows me to take my shoes off without being seen by the others across the desk. Oh the embarrassment.
*That type of desk resides in my MESA office. It’s pseudo-wood covering is peeling and makes it look cheap. ‘Should have bought German’, as Spos like to say to something going to pot.
38 comments
January 28, 2022 at 10:10 AM
David Godfrey
My office, office has a large desk, actually to much furniture for the 100 sq ft space. Comfy, but I almost always alone. At home I have a smaller desk, overflowing with two computers. In the past I had a larger office and always kept a round or rectangular table to meet with clients. Not across a desk, but around a table made many people more comfortable.
January 28, 2022 at 10:22 AM
Urspo
Long ago (80s?) when I was a clerk at my father’s law firm I was intrigued by the attorney’s desks, not only the size but what was on them, what did the desk ‘say’ about the person. The desk seemed to be an extension of the traits of the attorney.
I concur when directly talking to people it is best not to have a desk between. At the MESA office my desk allows folks to be across or next to it.
January 28, 2022 at 12:06 PM
jefferyrn
The size of your desk sounds like you are compensating, like the old men in sports cars and Bentleys around here.. 🤔
January 28, 2022 at 12:39 PM
Urspo
Au contraire mon amie, it reflects my brilliance and prowess of shrinking heads and being a wiz. Do not dare to question this. hohoho
January 28, 2022 at 12:43 PM
Angie P
I am a teacher and have had many student teachers. I get a chuckle when they try out sitting at the teacher desk!
January 28, 2022 at 12:47 PM
Urspo
hohoho I bet you do!
Having a desk is a sort of trophy for ‘having made it there”. At some level we want it to reflect our accomplishments and who we are.
January 28, 2022 at 1:32 PM
Sam (@samandcoffee65)
It’s interesting that now my office is my home, so I can do whatever I like to it, and when on camera, can create virtual settings that look posh, or bohemian, or corporate, or just a blurred screen. When I go back to work, I’ll be a hotel guest, meaning I won’t have a personal spot of any sort and will check out a location day to day. I went from a preschool classroom, to a desk in an open office, to an office-several of them, to three different short term cubicle, then to an office, before Covid sent us all scurrying to find our spaces.
January 28, 2022 at 1:58 PM
Urspo
Interesting!
When we went to zoom from home/home office, it changed the ‘holding environment’ from an office to something more personal, and people were able to see into our personal lives a little. One patient still asks about my dog which went a-barking in the middle of her appointment.
January 28, 2022 at 2:06 PM
Debra She Who Seeks
I had a variety of desks over the course of my career, none of them particularly imposing or intimidating, but all of them functional.
January 28, 2022 at 4:40 PM
Urspo
the oh-so-functional desk serves it purpose but didn’t you just once want something fabulous?
January 28, 2022 at 8:24 PM
Debra She Who Seeks
No, I didn’t. Stuff like that’s not important to me.
January 28, 2022 at 2:36 PM
Debbie W.
Love your reflections on a desk, as it is something I have never thought much about. Now that I am retired, and mostly at home, I use my father’s teeny, tiny desk that he bought second hand in the 1950s. It served him well as he studied for the bar exam, and as he hoped to make his family’s life better. He died many years ago, and I am still so honored that he wanted me to have his “studying desk”, as he always called it. Thank you for triggering such a wonderful memory for me.
January 28, 2022 at 4:41 PM
Urspo
You are welcome
I think desks meant more in the past where folks not only sat, but wrote and thought and did their taxes etc. They meant something more
January 28, 2022 at 2:49 PM
BadNoteB
The power desks are indeed designed to set an ambiance of subtle yet effective intimidation. What I never paid attention to, however, is how “proper” matching chairs on the visitor side are not only smaller and far less imposing but designed to seat the occupant at lower height than the desk owner. Many older chairs are actually heavily weighted to discourage free movement or repositioning.
I recently supervised closure of a legal office full of very expensive solid wood and elegantly crafted furniture. Office staff were given “first dibs” on items being liquidated – none of them had homes with bedroom offices large enough to accommodate any of the ego-sized desks. The owner’s elegant suite of executive desk/chairs/credenza/bookshelves was sold to a junior partner of another law firm – for mere pennies on the dollar. None of the other furniture sold at auction, charities weren’t interested in taking any of it, and my heart was broken to hire several strapping young studs to haul it all to a dumpster destined for the city dump. I witnessed all of this while shaking my head in bewilderment and feeling far older than I’d ever felt before…
January 28, 2022 at 4:42 PM
Urspo
My so-called ‘power desk’ is offset but the chair with its dog-eared peeling pate. I’m nothing to look at either.
January 28, 2022 at 3:06 PM
Steven
I have a large steel desk, so when I accidentally kick it or knee it, it leads to loud reverberations, unlike a nice solid wood desk like yours. The beautiful view your clients are provided in your office must make them daydream sometimes. 🙂 I love your comic you provided.
January 28, 2022 at 4:46 PM
Urspo
I do not like verberations, loud or otherwise, especially when elicited by kneecaps to steel desks. Oh the pain.
January 28, 2022 at 3:41 PM
Moving with Mitchell
I had some nice office set-ups and some awful. But I never had a nice and an awful at the same time.
January 28, 2022 at 4:46 PM
Urspo
Like you men
January 28, 2022 at 4:05 PM
Gigi Rambles
I have a cubicle (whenever I actually go into the office) of an odd sort. I have very little “work” space but yards and yards of unusable work space; which is filled with plants, etc. Since the pandemic, it now feels more like a cage than a cubicle (whenever I am actually there), as they have added these plastic panels all around it.
January 28, 2022 at 4:51 PM
Urspo
Working in a place that feels like a cage – no fun that !
January 28, 2022 at 4:31 PM
Anne
If I may be so bold might I ask:
1. Did you always want to be a psychiatrist?
2. Where did the expression “getting your head shrunk” come from?
January 28, 2022 at 4:54 PM
Urspo
I am certain somewhere in the annals of this blog I have written (ad nauseum) on these topics, but here is the short answer.
I started thinking of psychology in UG and ? psychiatry in medical school, for I long wondered what makes people tick.
The term shrink and head shrinking is a reference to taking bloated/too much in charge complexes that think they are the Ego, and shrinking them down to manageable amounts so as not to run the show as it were. Think of a CEO with board members, and one want to run the place as he thinks HE is the CEO. The proper CEO ‘puts him in his place’, viz. shrinks him down to his rightful spot along the board – but not the head.
January 28, 2022 at 10:15 PM
Linda Practical Parsimony
I once had an office and desk larger than the director of the program. I had a nice wood desk and he had metal. I always wondered what he thought about that. And, there was a huge window to view students in the classroom. No other teacher had an office, so I was quite pleased, but knew I just got lucky. The setup had nothing to do with me.
January 29, 2022 at 6:36 AM
Urspo
Desks are like that, many are ‘fate’ like the one I have in my office.
I suspect others do get envious. I think this may be more so with the men-folk who unconsciously see desks as other’s man’s power.
January 28, 2022 at 10:26 PM
Richard Portman
It is so sad to be thinking about desks.
I don’t understand. Maybe you are doing it so you and someone can have enough money to retire. That is good.
I fukkin hate desks. They are like a plank from the Titanic that we cling to. I don’t appreciate the power that desk holders use on us people that don’t have desks.
Look! I have a desk! I am an educated bureaucrat and i have power over your life!
I hate my desk! I complain about it all the time! Dear Spo, give us a break!
Give yourself a break. If , gods forbid, i should ever come across your desk, i would appeal to the person and not the desk.
January 29, 2022 at 6:38 AM
Urspo
Dear me! A disappointment. 😦
One of the joys of writing a blog is picking a topic or something on my mind and seeing it as a challenge to write something about it, hopefully whimsical and well-composed. I was at my desk when The Muses suggested give it a go.
January 28, 2022 at 10:50 PM
Will Jay
The mind will absorb what the seat can endure.
As a result of the work from home direction during the pandemic, I finally purchased a proper ergonomic chair – no rubbish! While this was a significant purchase for me, it was all I could do to keep me from kicking myself for not doing this years ago! I am no longer exhausted at the end of the day and it allows me to adapt to using an old dining table as a work surface.
January 29, 2022 at 6:40 AM
Urspo
Good for you!
I think desks have gone from ‘power’ types to practical. Your comment made me think – of all things! – watches. Once upon a time men wore fancy expensive watches. I don’t know any younger men who have any desire to do so. They like watches that measure their metrics and communicate with other devices. Fitbits over Rolexes. I wonder how the latter is doing these days.
January 29, 2022 at 5:27 AM
Ron
Even better to have you and your desk raised a foot or two so you can look down on your patients and themselves look up at you. One of by big bosses at the bank in Philly had such an arrangement. Also his desk, raised on a platform. Was at the farthest end of the room so when you we’re summed to see him, you felt like you were walking the last mile to the electric chair a la Sing Sing. He definitely put you at a disadvantage. And I always suspected he had a trap door right under the chair where his serfs were to sit and he could drop them with a button under and to the side of his desk easily watched by his right hand. He was effective because to thus day I can remember his name, John Woerner.
January 29, 2022 at 6:42 AM
Urspo
That sounds awful but I daresay it is effective
No way would I ever had a desk ‘higher’ than my patients. A doctor desk needs to convey wisdom and masterful traits but not enough to convey ‘me big doctor’ This is less a matter for non-shirk-types MDs who see patients not in their office but in the exam rooms.
January 29, 2022 at 11:09 AM
Ron
Of course I was suggesting you have a desk higher than your patients was only tongue in cheek. Actually what you do is saw the legs off of their chairs so they sit lower on the floor.
January 29, 2022 at 6:20 AM
Blobby
I don’t care what people say: size matters
January 29, 2022 at 6:44 AM
Urspo
Yes, I daresay you are right.
There is a lot of data that shows shorter men have many disadvantages to the taller types. A large muscular man gets more respect. Men-folk extend their prominence by their objects, their cars, watches, desks etc.
You would think the codpiece would be revived so we can get to the direct point of it all.
January 29, 2022 at 7:08 AM
wickedhamster
Surely therapizing with one’s shoes removed is contrary to APA protocols, no? 😊
January 29, 2022 at 8:30 AM
Urspo
So is wearing Aloha-style shirts but there it is.
I’ve been pushing the fashion envelope for some time now.
January 29, 2022 at 7:43 AM
Robzilla, Native Of Slam Diego
I once had a large desk in a corner office, but I had zero shelf space. It seems the size was necessary due to the large desktop PC I had for my job.
Now with laptops prevalent, I like the smaller desks. Even the one I use in my spare bedroom to write this reply is a small workspace.
January 29, 2022 at 8:31 AM
Urspo
Ah! but these are workplaces, that are a different sort of ‘desk’ with different uses and associations. On the positive workplaces allow closer proximity to someone with you – which was good but not so much nowadays.