With guests in town this weekend, I don’t know how often I will be able to write. To keep Spo-fans entertained and glued to the screen, here are some recent thoughts of mine that have popped into my mind or no good reasons. Come into my hummingbird brain and have a look-see. Just try not to touch anything. Spo
What fresh hell is this?
Basic arithmetic here, it’s not that hard I’m just stupid.
Do this or so help me Tiw I will axe your hand off.
The two meds work together like The Wonder Twins. You do know who are The Wonder Twins? Patience above! Who managed your childhood?
Hoozah! More of this! Or not.
I’m having a great time here no I’m distinctly not.
Sh-t! What did Someone just say? Your future happiness depends on this.
Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead and the other is cursed to speak in platitudes.
It’s onwards and upwards or maybe downwards I forget can you tell me where I am and what I am supposed to be doing?
Even in death [fill in the blank here] it ruins my day.
Please turn around I can’t quite see you from behind.
Guess what, the governor did another dick-move who knew?
What would the Stoics do here. I’m going to eat something.
Dog! You are the dog! Do not deny it for it makes my blood boil to hear it! Are you listening to me?
I do hope that fellow starts doing unsavory things in my general direction.
Fat chance of that. Or of that either. Wonder why I even bother.
That sure is a lot of stabbing; we’re skipping all of it.
Can’t you get that was an indirect speech act telling you to do something without telling you to. Get it right.
Verdamte Spanish pronouns!
I don’t care anymore just let it be over please why is this book so much?
Did someone scream? I didn’t want to be frightened prematurely.
There is nothing but ingredients in the larder again. Just hate that.
That’s a good idea for a blog entry. Wait I think I wrote that already no that was Mitchell’s idea no it’s something out of Dickens. Again. Wait what was the idea?
31 comments
March 12, 2022 at 6:47 AM
Debbie W.
How much fun is this?? Every line either gave me a laugh, or gave me something to puzzle over. Context is everything. 😉 Have a wonderful time with your guests!
March 12, 2022 at 6:51 AM
Urspo
I am glad you got a giggle out of it.
Maybe if enough folks find my scattered thoughts amusing I will write some more.
March 12, 2022 at 6:50 AM
David Godfrey
This is why it is a good thing that we can’t read one another minds, trying to follow this would leave me bewildered.
March 12, 2022 at 7:01 AM
Urspo
happily these don’t come all at once but pop up periodically with enough space between them to make them not a flight of ideas.
March 12, 2022 at 6:55 AM
jefferyrn
Am I awake or still dreaming? 🤔
March 12, 2022 at 7:01 AM
Urspo
both actually
March 12, 2022 at 7:30 AM
Robzilla, Native Of Slam Diego
Shape of a Saturday. Form of a work day. Ugh.
At least I get Mondays off.
March 12, 2022 at 9:46 AM
Urspo
May your Mondays be less tangential
March 12, 2022 at 7:31 AM
Lori Hawkins
Enjoy your weekend!!
For some reason random thoughts have been popping up in my brain one after the other to where I’ve had to just shake my head and say STOP. Am I going mad doc? 🙂
March 12, 2022 at 9:47 AM
Urspo
You and every one you know should start taking Rx right away.
March 12, 2022 at 7:51 AM
Brian Dean Powers
Wonder Twins?
March 12, 2022 at 9:48 AM
Urspo
Marvel comic super heroes, brother and sister I believe, when they put their fists together they transform into super powers. Groovy
March 12, 2022 at 8:36 AM
Richard Portman
Take a breath. You have company. They love you.
March 12, 2022 at 9:49 AM
Urspo
They are well over four feet as well.
March 12, 2022 at 8:38 AM
Anne
Oh my God, it is just like a hummingbird in there.
March 12, 2022 at 9:50 AM
Urspo
I’ll say.
I often wonder how anything gets accomplished.
March 12, 2022 at 8:42 AM
DwightW
Enjoy your company
March 12, 2022 at 9:51 AM
Urspo
Thank you
I am certain it will be jolly
March 12, 2022 at 9:14 AM
Debra She Who Seeks
I’ve never heard of the Wonder Twins either. The Bobbsey Twins, yes.
March 12, 2022 at 9:56 AM
Urspo
They are sort of like Donny and Marie Osmond but with super powers.
March 12, 2022 at 10:37 AM
Debra She Who Seeks
Wow. Just wow. Now I feel like I’m up-to-date with you cool kids, thanks!
March 12, 2022 at 10:28 AM
Old Lurker
Sassybear will be sorely disappointed in all the Spo-fans who do not know of the Wonder Twins.
Did you end up remembering what Someone said? Your future happiness is important to us.
I hope you are having a good time entertaining your houseguests, and that you are keeping the levels of debauchery reasonable. We don’t want you wailing about overindulging in goldfish crackers come Monday.
March 12, 2022 at 4:10 PM
Urspo
We have an oh-so-healthy menu in place of vegetables, salad, and pasta, no dessert. I can’t vouch for the liquor
March 12, 2022 at 11:28 AM
Sluggy
Ah, the symptoms of Hummingbird Brain…..
March 12, 2022 at 4:11 PM
Urspo
I know no other.
March 12, 2022 at 2:33 PM
Gigi Rambles
HA! Your brain kind of looks like mine most days. #s 1,2 & 7 are thoughts that I have on a near daily basis.
Enjoy your company!
March 12, 2022 at 4:12 PM
Urspo
I had to count which one is #7.
One has to think quickly when confronted with ‘what was I saying to you’ examinations.
March 12, 2022 at 3:52 PM
Glenda
This one was fun. Please repeat.
March 12, 2022 at 4:12 PM
Urspo
This sort of nonsense flits about all the time; there will be plenty of opportunity.
March 12, 2022 at 10:02 PM
Parnassus
I am awarding you today’s Gertrude Stein Prize. You will have to ask the hummingbird whether that is a compliment or not.
–Jim
March 15, 2022 at 3:24 PM
Urspo
They accept the award and want to thank their agent and Ann Rynd