There is no performance of ‘The Red Shoes’ this evening, as Urs Truly is traveling today to the far off (and far out) city of Lost Vegas, located in the faraway kingdom of Nevada, where he will be pow-wowing with his fellow wizards on the latest in shrinking heads and pushing pills.
Someone is at the wheel (as is his wont) while I am in the passenger seat (as is my wont). I have ghost-bag in one hand and cellphone in the other. It’s a five hour drive so I’ve downloaded lots of lovely podcasts to entertain us and Someone has his usual travel mug of Diet Cola (he loves it so!) to keep him wide-eyed and awake.
I’ve invited along The Board of Directors Here at Spo-reflections, sending them ahead of us as they need more time to travel: they tend to get lost and make sudden stops to sightsee. They are traveling by Hertz rental car and will be staying at ‘Circus Circus’, where they won’t be stand out as much.* They were heavily bribed not to come anywhere near Caesar’s Palace but they were given carte blanche to raid the all-you-can-eat buffet at Trump Casino.
I am certain to write a few entries on this endeavor, so stay tuned.
*They are registered as Shriners.
29 comments
June 2, 2022 at 3:04 AM
DwightW.
Enjoy your time and if you magically learn something new. Wonderful!
June 2, 2022 at 7:31 AM
Urspo
What I learn is a balance. If I learn nothing I feel I’ve wasted time (although I feel good for being up to date). On the other hand ‘too much’ is overwhelming. I like just enough ‘I know that’ to feel good about being on top of things, and some new things to make it worthwhile.
June 2, 2022 at 3:21 AM
David Godfrey
Have fun. Relax. Tell tall tales, lie if you can.
June 2, 2022 at 7:31 AM
Urspo
I am lying now; believe me it’s true.
June 2, 2022 at 3:49 AM
Debbie W.
Have a wonderful time, and enjoy learning many new things. Can’t wait to hear all about it! Sorry to reveal my ignorance, but what is a “ghost bag”?
June 2, 2022 at 7:33 AM
Urspo
It is an expression I’ve had since childhood. It means a carry-on bag of whatever. A purse/backpack sort of thing.
June 2, 2022 at 3:58 AM
Old Lurker
I hope you have a safe trip. If you are propositioned by a pharma rep be sure to use protection. Don’t do anything I would do!
June 2, 2022 at 7:34 AM
Urspo
I will avoid wickedness and abjure profligate past times.
June 2, 2022 at 4:19 AM
Ron
Enjoy your foray into Sin City. Don’t forget, you and Someone have a date with us (me and Pat) sometime in the future when Pat and I get married by an Elvis impersonator. We will need a Best Man and a Maid of Honor. You and Someone can sort that out.
June 2, 2022 at 7:35 AM
Urspo
I just read this morning there is an “Elvis’ problem in Lost Vegas. Apparently the proper place is suing all the others to stop using Elvis, it’s theirs only.
June 2, 2022 at 11:32 AM
Ron
Oh no!!
June 2, 2022 at 4:36 AM
Mistress Borghese
Have a great time and I hope you win a couple cool mil!
June 2, 2022 at 7:35 AM
Urspo
Fat chance of that as I do not gamble.
But I trust to have a good time. 🙂
June 2, 2022 at 5:42 AM
Debra She Who Seeks
Shriners, LOL! They’ll fit right in!
June 2, 2022 at 7:37 AM
Urspo
Shriners and mythical boisterous Norsemen have a lot in common especially on conventions. To start with, both wear funny hats and make a lot of noise.
I think Board Members wash a little less but compared to Shriners they are practically Vestals.
June 2, 2022 at 6:51 AM
Mountain Dweller
Victoria Page on holiday! Don’t forget your Pirin tablets …
June 2, 2022 at 7:37 AM
Urspo
I had to look this one up!
June 2, 2022 at 7:04 AM
Hugh W. Roberts
Have a great time. And let us know if you bump into anybody famous, and who they are.
June 2, 2022 at 7:38 AM
Urspo
You will be the first to know.
I am not one to run into anybody famous. Once I happened to be at George Washington’s funeral; he asked me to make less noise.
June 2, 2022 at 7:25 AM
Robzilla, Native Of Slam Diego
Oh, dear. If you sent the Board to the Trump Casino for meals, there’s a good chance they’ll get food poisoning. Isn’t that the one that had the rats from Tewksbury working as the waiters and bus boys?
June 2, 2022 at 7:40 AM
Urspo
TBDHSR have stomachs of steel. It makes my eyes cross as to what they eat. Proper food safety is not a factor in the kitchens of Heorot Johnons II. I have a hunch their table manners (or lack thereof) will be hardly noticed from the rest of the patrons at Trump Casino Buffet. Sooner I’d eat rats at Tewkesbury than step foot inside to have a look-see.
June 2, 2022 at 8:36 AM
Moving with Mitchell
Hope the drive was pleasant and uneventful. Did you drive over the bridge at Hoover Dam? I’d love to do that, although I have no intention of returning to the area. Have a great time.
June 2, 2022 at 9:31 AM
Urspo
The old system was all traffic was obliged to go over the dam. This evolved into a large cluster-jam with more travelers and of course more tourists wanting to stop. What a mess. Then, 9/11 happened and this was now considered a security risk too.
A large bypass has been made for traffic to avoid the dam. It has really high walls so people on the freeway don’t slow down to look down at the dam.
June 2, 2022 at 11:05 AM
Sassybear
Stay safe and have fun.
June 2, 2022 at 4:11 PM
Gigi Rambles
Safe travels! Learn what you can and enjoy what you can and then it will all be worthwhile.
June 2, 2022 at 8:31 PM
Richard Portman
How exciting! Be careful and have fun.
June 3, 2022 at 3:41 AM
johnmichael42003
Have a safe trip! Have so much fun! I’ve only been there once (and it was for my Dad’s medical school reunion). I don’t gamble, so I was not in any casinos. I don’t shop (although I did accompany my Mom while she did. I got a nice man bag for being a good son). So what did I do? I watched two Cirque du Soleil shows.
June 3, 2022 at 7:46 AM
BadNoteB
While in the hood, try to pop in next door to see the summer Conservatory/Botanical Garden’s “Jungle of Dreams” display at Bellagio. It just opened yesterday…
June 3, 2022 at 1:44 PM
Urspo
hot puppies!