What’s top of my mind: The Elantra. A few weeks ago the engine light came on, signaling doom and a large mechanical bill. I immediately rang the dealership who were very nice but didn’t have any openings until 20 September. I drove about on tenterhooks, fearful the engine would suddenly shut down or explode. Then a few days ago the light went out on its own, how mysterious. I kept the appointment. The good news is all faults found are addressed and repaired. The bad news: the 1700$ bill. Oh the pain. There goes any hopes for travel plans this year. I haven’t yet heard if the repairs were just normal old-car wear and tear or the results of driving for two weeks with the engine light on.
Where I’ve been: The pharmacy to get my covid-19 booster. Last weekend I got my booster shot. I think this makes #4 or #5 I forget. I get one every time the MDs say to do so. As usual, I felt nothing afterwards but a sore arm. Besides feeling good for doing the right thing, I got a grocery shopping coupon good for 10% off , which I used to fill up the freezer with good-to-eat meaty treats.
Where I’m going: The Ballet. Someone told me the other day we have tickets this Thursday for the ballet. It’s the season again. I am looking forward to it. I don’t recall what we are seeing, probably one of those ‘story book’ productions. I have a good ear for the opera and the symphony but when it comes to ballet I am a dillenente who appreciates it at a superficial level. Ballet is pretty but it all sort of looks the same. Even the dancers blur to be identical in looks. I wonder if anyone will be wearing a mask other than Urs Truly.
What I’m watching: Lost in the Pond. Mr. Brown is a fine fellow from England and is well over four feet. His schtick is playing the bewildered Briton living in the Midwest and comparing life there to here. He has a droll sense of humor. In his latest video he talks about words from his youth that Americans don’t use, such as argy-bargy, brolly, cheeky, cling-film, flyover, peckish, and queueing up. I like the sound of cling-film; I want to use it sometime.
What I’m reading: Emails sent from friends. Nearly all emails I get are rubbish types. This has recently changed. I’m beginning to receive regular correspondences from friends who have taken time to write out their thoughts and happenings. It feels like the old days when I delivered letters in the post and not just bills and junk mail which is now the wont. I read these emails slowly and carefully and I attempt to return each one to let them know what I thought of their contents. What a delight it is to see one in the inbox among the spam and phishing attempts.
What I’m listening to: Old tunes about autumn. Around Labor Day I pull out the playlist of tunes suitable to autumn: “Autumn Leaves”; “Autumn Serenade”; “It’s Autumn” – those sort of ditties. They are like Christmas carols for the fall. My parents played them on the combination TV and stereo system with the record player on the right and the albums on the left side of the bulbous grey glass television screen (remember them?). Fall tunes have some of melancholy to them, as summer has ended and winter approaches. Back then the falls were cool and crisp and full of yellow leaves from the majestic elm trees that lined our street.
What I’m eating: A brownie. It’s been nearly a month since I ate anything sweet. The Boss made a tray of brownies, marbled with peanut butter. I felt it politic to have one, which I did and I ate it with relish. It was very good, especially with that hot cup of sugarless coffee to balance it off. After a hiatus from sweets the sudden surge of sucrose was quite intense and slightly unpleasant; my taste buds deregulated down a bit. It was a nice treat.
Who needs a good slap: The head shop next door. The office space next to my MESA office has been under construction for some time and it wasn’t clear what it would become. The stank of the renovations seeped into our office at times, causing breathing problems and once we shut down from the fumes. It turns out it is a cannabis dispensary. We can smell someone smoking weed coming from their place. I have an old bias against having these sorts for neighbors as thems that sell drugs can attract crime and ne’er-do-wells. I will work on these bad assumptions but the smell of pot in our office is not nice. I feel sorry for the daycare center on the other side of the CBD shop. Imagine how their business may be effected by the same smell seeping into their kiddy areas.
On my 1-5 scale, I give the new neighbors three slaps. Sell your product but no smoking during working hours.
Who gets a fist bump: The Fates. Someone’s boss has been away on holiday for some weeks, creating more work and extra-long days for him, poor fellow. Monday last as he dressed for work he wistfully said ‘there are two more weeks to go’. That very day, lo! His boss suddenly showed up unannounced stating she was back to work; she felt it was ‘just time to come home’ or something. He takes tomorrow off and he will probably sleep all day. Thank you, ladies.
What I’m planning: Nothing. This is the W for which I cannot find an answer this week. It’s a little early to plan Hallowe’en happenings and there is nothing needing planning at home or at work for awhile. Life looks to be mundane doings.
What’s making me smile: Brown paper packages tied up with strings. Last weekend I wrote to Mr. Bezos to send me some cheer-me-up items toot suite and charge it please thank you very much. I will get the 2023 office calendar (Inuit art) along with some imperial tidbits like hot sauce from Barbados and bucatini noodles from Italy (no rubbish). I also ordered some sauces from Africa, their names escape me. For good measure I threw in a few orders of plastic pumpkins as one can never have enough. I also asked the good fellows (I think they are human) at The Spring-Heeled Jack Coffee Company to send me ‘from the dark heart of Ohio’ some diabolical coffee beans.
Having something to look forward to arriving in the post is a nice feeling that makes me smile.
42 comments
September 21, 2022 at 1:52 AM
DwightW.
I’m sure the dealer gave you an invoice , break it down . I’m confused, what did you do with Fathers Christmas Check , if I may ask. Tell Mr Brown there are many brands of Crisps flavored salt and vinegar made in the US.
September 21, 2022 at 8:00 AM
Urspo
Father’s Christmas prize check will be used to pay for the car repair ho ho ho
September 21, 2022 at 2:49 AM
Friko
All in all a good list. Sorry about the massive bill though. And about the cannabis smell from next door, would any of your patients feel right at home?
September 21, 2022 at 8:01 AM
Urspo
I haven’t been there yet when this happens. I hope by now there have been complaints to get the weed shoppe to forgo smoking during business hours.
September 21, 2022 at 4:37 AM
David Godfrey
Maybe we can revive and modernize letter writing, one email at a time. Glad to hear you are enjoying “Lost in the Pond” he can be fun. I won’t start on the cannabis issue, well maybe I will. Why do they think it is socially acceptable to stand on the sidewalk smoking pot? If someone stood on the sidewalk in most cities swigging from a bottle of vodka, people would avoid them and call the police. Same difference.
September 21, 2022 at 8:02 AM
Urspo
People are funny what they pick and choose. I have yet to meet anyone who uses it regular who doesn’t feel cannabis isn’t 100% safe.
September 21, 2022 at 6:18 AM
Tony D
I would imagine that if the pot fumes waft through the daycare center, both the children AND the staff will be much calmer and happier. Not such a bad thing!
September 21, 2022 at 8:03 AM
Urspo
Will the parents feel similar I wonder?
September 21, 2022 at 7:23 AM
Old Lurker
No autumn! No no no no no no no no!
Don’t be such a square, man? Don’t you know weed is perfect and harmless and appropriate for all circumstances? Even if you have a family history of schizophrenia? Even if you are young and your brain is still developing? Also, the smoke is totally unlike cigarettes, man — it can’t give you cancer! Also its pungent disgusting smell is good training for getting used to other pungent disgusting smells! (Thank goodness for smell-cancelling nosephones.)
September 21, 2022 at 8:10 AM
Urspo
Yes I hear this all the time.
It’s all just jolly until you have these sorts hanging outside a child day care center. Oh to be a fly on the wall to see the encounters between them and the moms dropping off the kiddies.
September 21, 2022 at 6:28 PM
Old Lurker
Perhaps they could keep the peace by offering the aforementioned moms a puff?
September 21, 2022 at 7:24 AM
rjjs8878
Next time, try googling Elantra check engine light. It can be caused by a loose gas cap.
September 21, 2022 at 8:11 AM
Urspo
I have just returned from the car shoppe. The majority of the matter was old coils, now replaced and all is well – temporarily.
September 21, 2022 at 8:20 AM
rjjs8878
Good to know all is well.
September 21, 2022 at 7:31 AM
BadNoteB
I, too have an Autumn playlist that surfaces each Labor Day and remains active through Thanksgiving morning when cosmic permission is finally granted for sleigh bells and mistletoe. My favorite Fall instrumental is “An Early Autumn”, followed very closely by “ Autumn In New York”. If I never again hear the descending chromatic scales of “Autumn Leaves” it will be too soon. (This was a top “tip earner” from my cocktail piano days – the $$$ was nice but the frequency ruined the song for me.)
Hopefully commercial cultivation of cannabis will be able to genetically reduce the objectionable odor in the future? In the meantime we seem to be at the mercy of local ordinances and zoning regulations which vary significantly from one community to another. In my area, most problems with riff-raff have been avoided by heavy security presence at all dispensary locations. Interestingly, security is necessitated by archaic Federal banking regulations that result in hoards of cash being maintained and warehoused at these businesses locations rather than government mandate.
I’ve recently been commuting to Los Angeles on a weekly basis and was amazed to discover a 1/4-mile stretch of I-10, through the heart of downtown, that is adjacent to either a large hot house or distribution warehouse. Perfect Beverly Hills temperature/humidity combine with parking-lot traffic peaking at 2-miles per hour and a heavy cannabis perfume to make for an unavoidable and nauseating 15-minute olfactory experience. Positive mindset toward legalization of the industry aside, I’m certain I couldn’t work or live anywhere permanently cloaked in that odor.
September 21, 2022 at 8:13 AM
Urspo
I was glad to read of your autumn playlist.
I’ve heard word (grain of salt taken on this one) the smell of weed is coming from the staff getting stoked in the back on break and not from the customers or the salesmen while at the counter. Regardless, it seeps into the AC.
September 21, 2022 at 12:13 PM
BadNoteB
Correction: “Early Autumn”; no “An…”, W. Herman/
J. Mercer, (1949).
September 21, 2022 at 7:43 AM
Glenda
You may need to get portable air cleaners for your office. That smell all day would be sickening.
September 21, 2022 at 8:13 AM
Urspo
It is hoped it is a temporary problem until the neighbors clean up their act. Let us hope so!
September 21, 2022 at 7:47 AM
Debra She Who Seeks
In the summer when all my windows and balcony door are open, the smell of cannabis being smoked often flowed in. But when cannabis got legalized in Canada, it became non-stop! It was like living in a continuous cloud of skunk! But this summer, I have hardly smelled any at all. WTF? I attribute it to government policy. When cannabis was legalized, there was delayed legalization of edibles until a year or two later (in order to facilitate the development of government regulations). Now edibles are legal and my theory is that many people have switched to them. Praise be to scent-free edibles!
September 21, 2022 at 8:15 AM
Urspo
I suspect you are correct. Edibles are more discreet and probably better for the lungs. I don’t think any form of smoke is good for breathing. Also, smoking is still associated with ‘pot heads’ while ‘edibles’ are associated with trendy medicines.
September 21, 2022 at 7:53 AM
Will Jay
I wonder whether or not there is a link between the pot fumes and the appearance of the munchies (brownies).
September 21, 2022 at 8:16 AM
Urspo
Curiously when I ask my patients on their cannabis use ‘does it cause any harm, including appetite?” nearly 100% tell me no. I suspect some of them are lying. They don’t want to admit there is anything adverse to negate their hope what they are doing is 100% safe.
September 21, 2022 at 8:10 AM
Dark Robzilla
The Elantra bill has me thinking it’s wear and tear stuff. If it was something major the bill would’ve been double. As someone who tends to keep cars until they die, keeping up with maintenance is worth it if you love the car enough. That’s what I plan to do with mine.
September 21, 2022 at 8:16 AM
Urspo
Yes , you are correct. Nearly 100% was wear and tear stuff on an old car; the rest was maintenance. There was nothing acute/busted.
September 21, 2022 at 2:45 PM
Moving with Mitchell
Sorry about the Elantra. But everything is beautiful at the ballet.
September 21, 2022 at 3:54 PM
Urspo
Most of the time anyway, not when they do ‘all Balanchine”
September 21, 2022 at 6:31 PM
Old Lurker
I am such a cad. You went a whole month without sugar and I did not take
note?
Good for you! I wish I was a Stoic so that I could enjoy such self-control. The idea of being sugar-free for a month seems impossible to me.
September 22, 2022 at 7:26 AM
Urspo
There are no Stoics; there are only men and women who practice stoicism, a lifelong practice.
September 21, 2022 at 7:54 PM
Richard Portman
Are we talking about marijuana?
I used to love marijuana. I can’t even imagine people complaining about the smell. I don’t use it anymore because it is hard to get. I don’t understand people getting so upset. What they are really upset about is their neighbors. Pot smoking hippies.
September 22, 2022 at 7:30 AM
Urspo
In general people don’t like having smells around them that they can not control, this is especially true for the odor of things smoked.
September 21, 2022 at 10:16 PM
Linda Practical Parsimony
I would be very upset if my child was bathed in cannabis all day. Are there not regulations on delivering pot to minors? How close can this business be to schools and daycare.
September 22, 2022 at 7:31 AM
Urspo
All good questions; all need answers. I might find out in time.
September 22, 2022 at 7:20 PM
larrymuffin
I owned 4 Hyundai Elantra in the last 25 years. I have never had one problem with any of them. I just do regular maintenance at the dealership. You must be tough on your poor car. The current one is 5 yrs old and spotless.
September 24, 2022 at 1:23 PM
Urspo
Fortunate fellow !
September 22, 2022 at 7:22 PM
larrymuffin
Your bias against canabis prevents you from ever becoming a real canadian. We are very relaxed about that here in Canada.
September 24, 2022 at 1:24 PM
Urspo
Canadians are all god-less socialist-loving cannabis smoking polite too. Oh the horror.
September 25, 2022 at 6:07 PM
larrymuffin
if you come here it will be your downfall.
September 22, 2022 at 8:32 PM
Pipistrello
Brother was recently at a trade fair in NY and said the service in restaurants was universally shabby as the waiters were all glassy-eyed. And the smell on the streets was like a thick fug! He’s more than broad-minded about things but did not enjoy that aspect of NY. How did your next-door shoppe get council approval to open next to a health facility and a day care centre?!
Hope you have a fab trip to the ballet! Thanks for the heads up on The Fates, too, as I’ve just finished watching The Sandman as per your instructions to do so about these pages. It was pretty good telly.
September 24, 2022 at 1:25 PM
Urspo
I am at #5 or #6 and these are not grabbing me as the start episodes did. Fingers crossed they get better.
September 24, 2022 at 5:40 AM
Lori Hawkins
I had to wonder if the browning and the head shop next door are a coincidence or not. lol
September 24, 2022 at 1:25 PM
Urspo
Up to no good that’s certain.