Happy Joy! My innards have calmed down and I am no longer coughing! I am healed – temporality. It’s a bummer to consider I am turning into one of those old types who seems to go from ailment to ailment. Just as the temperatures are rising becoming warm enough to open the windows so rises the pollen count. Allergy season is right around the corner; by May they can be quite nasty.
I woke up the other day to announce to the bed fellows I am going to buy new pillows. I expected at least one of them, the two-footed one, to question the purchase but he said fine.* There are two sets of two pillows per person: a regular-shaped and a longer thinner one. Both are old and putting ones head onto them implodes them that it feels like no pillow at all. I like a pillow firm, plump, and bounces back – like my men. I brought from The Dragon Room one of the pillows from the guest bed, but it’s not much better. Three pillows sort of make one fair-at-best pillow. For some time I’ve been annoyed at the past-their-prime pillows and the rancor is causing insomnia. So it was off to Blood Bath and Beyond I went to get new ones. Alas, Babylon, BBB has gone belly up so I thought to go to Target and have a look-see. I looked for the firmest pillow possible – a block of wood if they had any – and I found one that barely gave as I pressed down on it. I bought two of them.** They are quite plump and hardly fit in the pillow cases but I get them in. Happy Joy! It feels like I have a proper pillow now. I may go back to replace those long thinner ones.
Last weekend I set up a Spo-shirt giveaway. There were twenty-one names to choose from. The winner is Jon P. from Facebook. Congratulations Jonathon! He’s pleased as Punch as by coincidence 26 March is his birthday. I regret I wasn’t able to give everyone in the draw the shirt. There will be other shirts in time.
The Saturday office picnic was canceled. Apparently there weren’t enough who RSVPed to make it so. It seems sad, a bit of a disappointment even. It seems it gets harder all the time for people to get-together; everyone has previous engagements. Who knows if there will be another attempt. I took the found opportunity to take a nap – for two hours. I have never napped that long. Apparently it was what the body wanted vetoing the brain who wanted to do all sorts of things.
Today I will have a shave and a trim, something I haven’t done in a week – I could not find the shaving gel. It was located under Someone’s vanity. My whiskers will be trimmed and the scruff on my neck removed – and good thing too as I am beginning to look like a crazed-sterno bum. I recently saw Nephew #1 on a video chat and he’s sporting some whiskers, joining most of the menfolk in my family who sport such. Mother never liked beards, and I don’t ever remember Father sporting any.
Today I iron some shirts and finish my homework and perhaps take another nap. I’ve tasted sleep and I want more. I will do rounds on the blogs this evening and call it a day.
*The other one, the four-footer, didn’t say anything.
**The pillows cost 35 dollars each. I gave my two to the cashier who told me the total came to 35 dollars. I asked if there was a two-for-one sale? The total ought to be 70 dollars. He checked and yes he had made a mistake. He then paused to look at me and asked me if I was Dr. Spo? (I was wearing a mask). I think he was an ex-patient but standing in line I wasn’t going to ask how I knew him. He rang up the revised total and said “not only are you a good doctor, you’re an honest one”. That was nice, given the fellow behind me in line was looking at me as if I was a jackass to not accept the 35 dollar charge and scram before the cashier realized his error.
42 comments
March 26, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Moving with Mitchell
Glad you’re feeling better.
March 26, 2023 at 7:01 AM
Urspo
thank you !
I will drop by today to see how you are doing.
March 26, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Debbie W.
“Not only are you a good doctor, but an honest one” – could hardly ask for a better compliment than that! And what good news that you are feeling better. Hope you enjoy your Sunday!
March 26, 2023 at 7:02 AM
Urspo
Yes, it made my day although it cost me 35$. 🙂
March 26, 2023 at 4:23 AM
DwightW.
Glad you are feeling better , we have been having allergy since January . My dogs are really over it. Sorry about the picnic and Dammit , I really wanted that Shirt !
March 26, 2023 at 8:26 AM
Urspo
I was saddened for all who didn’t win; there will be others shirts I’m certain.
March 26, 2023 at 4:47 AM
Lori Hawkins
We bought our newest pillows from Target and I’m happy with them. You’ll probably breath and sleep better. Sorry about the office picnic. People just don’t seem to want to get together anymore. It is sad. Have a great Sunday.
March 26, 2023 at 8:27 AM
Urspo
In regards to the office picnic, I suspect the awkwardness of schmoozing with co-workers was enough not to make it a priority with anyone. I thought there was ‘fair warning’ – do people have so much ‘booked’ that far ahead? I try not to.
March 26, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Ron
Dr. Spo, you are a good man Charlie Brown. Known in many quarters as a kind, decent and honest man. Maybe getting a little frayed around the edges as you age but your superior reputation precedes you. And I’m glad you didn’t order your new pillows from the Pillow Guy.
March 26, 2023 at 8:28 AM
Urspo
Sooner I’d eat rats at Tewkesbury than buy a pillow from that awful man.
March 26, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Ron
I actually had two pillows from that reprobate before I knew what an awful person he was. Of course I had to get rid of them lest laying my head on those pillows would make me as brain dead as he’s proven himself to be.
March 26, 2023 at 5:15 AM
David Godfrey
Rest well with new pillows and feeling better.
March 26, 2023 at 8:28 AM
Urspo
I plan to try!
March 26, 2023 at 5:50 AM
Jenn
Pillows! I know the struggle. I currently am a two-pillow person, but they must be soft-ish and easy to manipulate. We recently went on vacation and there were four pillows on the king sized bed. I had to test out each one to figure out which one I liked the best. I also would have pointed out the error, like a fool parted with her money, at the store. -Jenn
March 26, 2023 at 8:30 AM
Urspo
People are precise about their pillows, indeed.
Last night I found myself waking up and moving about the pillow depending on what I wanted at the moment.
March 26, 2023 at 6:40 AM
Debra She Who Seeks
The last set of pillows I bought was from BBB too. They are very good, firm but springy, pillows. But in my ignorance at the time, I bought “My Pillow” brand for the first time. Then Trump became president and the My Pillow Guy revealed himself to be a rabid neo-nazi MAGA loony-tune. But alas, he’d already gotten my hard-earned pillow money by that time. If I’d known his true ilk before, I’d never have bought them. Live and learn.
March 26, 2023 at 8:31 AM
Urspo
Yes, live and learn.
I sometimes wonder when I buy something or go somewhere am I supporting some wing-nut?
March 26, 2023 at 8:40 AM
Old Lurker
You probably are supporting wingnuts with many of your purchases (not to mention authoritarian regimes) but from another perspective this is the beauty of capitalism: people who have violently different political views can work together in service of Mammon.
I was wondering how the picnic went, and was planning to bug you about it in my comment today. Now I don’t have to, which is nice, but the outcome is not that nice.
How do your bed-fellows feel about their new pillows?
March 26, 2023 at 10:10 AM
Urspo
Neither seems to care. One slept on the new pillow without comment. The other sleeps at the foot of the bed and doesn’t bother with pillows.
March 26, 2023 at 8:55 AM
Robzilla
I’m glad you’re doing better, and hopefully you didn’t get the My Pillows. My brother loves his, and even though I told him he supports insurrection he bought a new one the other day.
March 26, 2023 at 10:11 AM
Urspo
Sooner I’d eat rats at Tewkesbury than buy one of those sorts of pillows. I hope my Target pillow purchase isn’t causing sinister consequences.
March 26, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Richard
Blood Bath and Beyond is a colorful turn of phrase. That’s the spirit! I am happy that you are feeling better.
I made up a new word- “jungenfreud” to honor the occasion.
March 26, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Urspo
how do you define it?
March 26, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Richard
That is not my job. I thought you all were the experts.
My poor little baby word! The world is too harsh for you.
March 26, 2023 at 12:39 PM
Parnassus
It’s hard to get pillows firm enough, so I place a large book under mine. Perhaps I’ll find I have learned the book through osmosis without reading it. –Jim
March 26, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Urspo
Talk about the princess and the pea!
March 26, 2023 at 1:19 PM
Laurel Hill
Ahhh. New pillows and naps. What could be better? LOL @ Blood, Bath & Beyond. Ours is still open albeit with vast open spaces. Not a great option for most things anymore.
March 26, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Urspo
I guess it is a matter of time before they close entirely.
March 26, 2023 at 3:08 PM
larrymuffin
This entry is full of innuendoes about pillow talk. Fellows you sleep with, in Florida you would be fired by your neighbours for saying such. Pillows at Target may I suggest going online and getting designer ones. As for shaving I though or so you lead me to believe your barber did all that for you. I recommend Truefitt & Hill you will like it. Naps are good for young men as yourself, call them beauty rest.
March 26, 2023 at 3:52 PM
Richard
Innuendoes- i have not sexualized a pillow since i was a teenager. Speaking of young men, i like them.
I used to be one. I like them. I am not a young man anymore.
I like to enjoy their beauty, and they are curious about what it must be like to be an old man.
We don’t really talk about pillows.
March 26, 2023 at 5:45 PM
larrymuffin
LOL!!! I’m sure you’re not.
March 26, 2023 at 4:52 PM
Urspo
Yesterday I had a two hour nap and today I had one almost as long. They felt good.
March 26, 2023 at 6:27 PM
larrymuffin
So yes take lots of good naps, with the couch in your office, perfect place.
March 26, 2023 at 5:39 PM
larrymuffin
You know you have to think that beauty sleep is important so nap at leisure. Lucky you, you have a couch in your office.
March 26, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Catrina
Hubby and i are pillow snobs. I researched the possibilities and decided to replace our Serta pillows. They were wonderful ten years ago, but in the last year seemed to get ‘heavy.’ To me that meant they were full of bugs and mites and who knows what. So off we went to Mattress Firm where we bought two queen sized pillows (firm, thank you very much). One side is a plain old pillow but the other is cool to the touch. It is heaven! But we paid a heavenly price for them….$100 EACH!
March 27, 2023 at 6:51 AM
Urspo
I thought I would have to pay that much; I felt relieved they were 35$
March 26, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Pat
New pillows and one of the few times of the year when you commend the weather. Can one man endure so much happiness? In our house, we are at opposite ends of the spectrum on pillows and so shopping for them is an individual pursuit. The more hard-headed one among us prefers soft pillows, the malleable one chooses firm ones. Long ago I read that the secret to happy co-sleeping was to buy the top sheet and a blanket one size larger than your bed. So far, it works.
March 27, 2023 at 6:52 AM
Urspo
We now have three pillows each on the bed – each one is different shaped and of a different hardness. It works well so far.
March 26, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Pipistrello
Happy days! You’re on the mend! I hope you have been napping with your shoes off – can’t have noxious vapours clogging those neural pathways.
March 27, 2023 at 6:53 AM
Urspo
Shoes are full up with nasty dirt and what not. I try to leave them off when I enter the house, Japanese-style.
March 27, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Hugh W. Roberts
I hope you get plenty of great nights of sleep with those new pillows. I also had better dreams when I swapped from soft to firmer pillows. I wonder if you will?
Glad you are feeling better.
March 27, 2023 at 6:54 AM
Urspo
After 30 years of dream analysis mine still are no good that they are like channel surfing at a furious clip that none of them make sense. It’s a disappointment.