Someone is almost done with the taxes. We will probably owe this year, which is a disappointment as I was hoping to get a nice refund to help with the several house projects that need doing. His announcement is ‘bad timing’ as I was hoping to bring up travel and vacation plans for 2023. Other than some trips to MI for Father’s sake I guess these may not happen. He states it shouldn’t be much and we have the money for it. This reminds me The Overlords have asked I go to my account and do withholding for 2023 or they will do so themselves.
Hector, who is Grounds Keeper, stopped by the other day to tidy up. He tends to drop by when he is around the neighborhood. This is OK but he likes being paid in cash, so Someone has to quickly see if we have such on hand. I am glad he showed as the front lawn was weedy, what with recent rains. Our front yard didn’t look too bad compared to the next door neighbor’s yard, which was really weedy, but then he got the matter addressed which made ours look bad by comparison.
Speaking of yardwork, Aaron, who is Pool Master, seems missing in action. I need to text him to find out what’s news and if there’s anything the matter. Not that we are planning on swimming anytime soon.
I plan to go on the dreaded “Nextdoor” app to look for a handyman (or someone like him) to clean up the back porch which is untenable. It would be nice to sit out there in the evening before the spring allergies makes this impossible. After months of neglect the sitting area of the back porch looks like Lily’s bedroom in “The Secret Garden”*. I could do this myself although it would take all weekend to do it, so I want to hire some help – preferably a couple of well-built dudes I can watch in their industry.
There is water damage in The Blue Room which we’ve addressed by closing the door and pretending it isn’t there. This sort of delusion must not continue. Getting someone in to hold an inspection of he ceiling first means tidying the place up, no small task. The Blue Room is a mess looking worse than the back porch if that’s possible.
Did I mention the microwave gave up the ghost? It’s been over a month now. It’s funny how one adapts to having no microwave to warm things. Perhaps the adaptation is going too well for it means we are not aggravated enough to do something about it.
Back porch. Leaky roof. Messy rooms. Microwave momentum mori. Oh the pain. Well that is what spring cleaning is all about, isn’t it?
After the grounds man, pool guy, roof fellow, and porch thralls are done with their manly chores, I turn to the feminine for internal tasks viz. hiring a char to give La Casa de Spo a decent going-over.** I am looking forward to this.
Tell me about your spring cleaning.
*not good.
**Around these parts it is almost impossible to hire a housecleaner whose first name doesn’t end in ‘-ita’. Once upon a time we had a burly bear-type fellow in once a fortnight to tidy up but he’s gone out of business, worse luck.
26 comments
March 30, 2023 at 4:29 AM
Old Lurker
I had been wondering about your microwave. Did you not also have any number of other appliances on the fritz? I presume you are still sans TV (that means without)?
In trying to find a spare key yesterday, I inadvertently started “reorganizing” my belongings. My living space currently looks as if it has been ransacked by the FBI.
March 30, 2023 at 7:05 AM
Urspo
Yes the TV is out as well. It seems little works around here. Oh the embarrassment.
March 30, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Ron
Our “Grounds Keeper” Jose (I used to call him “our landscaper” for lack of a better term but “grounds keeper” is more accurate) also prefers cash, $20 bills, for groundskeeping maintenance services performed. As a matter of fact all my previous groundskeepers preferred cash payments. Jose’s brother Miguel was my first groundskeeper many years ago and he made it very clear that he worked for cash only. We’re now into spring and our development is awash in “groundskeepers”, flatbed trailers loaded with mulch waiting to be spread like the cash payments. Poor guys, can’t get a bank account. Say “really weedy” three times fast.
March 30, 2023 at 7:06 AM
Urspo
They are hard workers, all.
March 30, 2023 at 11:05 AM
Ron
That they are!!!!
March 30, 2023 at 4:57 AM
David Godfrey
My burly bear, has dusted, reorganized, and shampooed the rugs. He even dusted the blinds in my bedroom.
March 30, 2023 at 7:06 AM
Urspo
Oh! He is a keeper! Does he ‘rent out”? I would pay dearly for his services.
March 30, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Debra She Who Seeks
Since I have a cleaner who keeps my place sparkling all year long, the only Spring cleaning which I must do personally is washing down my balcony furniture when I haul it out in May and set it up for another summer of service. I’ve still got a month to wait until it’s warm enough here for that.
March 30, 2023 at 7:07 AM
Urspo
I am mad-jealous! I so want a housekeeper (or someone like her) to come in regular to get this place in shape.
March 30, 2023 at 5:12 AM
DwightW.
No TV , No Microwave, For someone who teaches other people how to organize , sometimes I wonder. We are not rich by any means but I will not pass on a nickel and do without while I’m alive . The eggs confirmed this for me. We don’t keep cash on hand it’s check or nothing. We will have a maid service in in May for every week to catch things up. I can’t say I will dread that . All jewelry will go to the bank safe deposit box as well as coins
March 30, 2023 at 7:08 AM
Urspo
Happily we have nothing worth stealing but I will put away some photos and such lest she has heart failure.
March 30, 2023 at 5:40 AM
Bob
“There is water damage in The Blue Room which we’ve addressed by closing the door and pretending it isn’t there. ”
I do that; doesn’t work. Never learn. 😄
March 30, 2023 at 7:08 AM
Urspo
Denial never works does it?
March 30, 2023 at 6:54 AM
Hugh W. Roberts
Please let me know when the well-built dudes arrive. I want to sit and watch them with you. I don’t mind sleeping in the blue room if it will take them two days to do the job. They can share with me. My fingers are crossed that the blue room has a waterbed.
March 30, 2023 at 7:09 AM
Urspo
This all sounds slightly scurrilous and I applaud you for it. Please come by and we will have tea while the fellows clean out the dreck that is the backyard.
March 30, 2023 at 9:00 AM
Robzilla
I’d get that roof fixed ASAP before it becomes much worse. Did I ever tell you it was five figures to fix my father’s roof leak that apparently went on for years?
Not that I want to scare you into action or anything, but FYI that first digit in those five was a four!
March 30, 2023 at 10:15 AM
Urspo
Yikes! You aren’t wrong. It needs to be done ASAP.
March 30, 2023 at 12:10 PM
Moving with Mitchell
Ooh, it’s all sounding a bit like Grey Gardens.
March 30, 2023 at 12:32 PM
Urspo
I had to look that up. Oh the horror. Time to get cracking !
March 30, 2023 at 1:21 PM
Old Lurker
I can’t figure out who would be Big Edie and who would be Little Edie. How does Someone look in a kerchief?
March 30, 2023 at 1:02 PM
Going gently
I take three days off and like Joan Crawford I ATTACK THE DIRT
March 30, 2023 at 1:03 PM
jefferyrn
Our grounds are kept by a team of gardeners hired by the association. Of course we are paying though our HOA fees. The biggest issue is being here when the come to trim the trees. If we don’t stop them we lose precious shade on the back patio. But that’s what the umbrellas are for that are stored in the garage.
March 30, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Urspo
I promise myself next place I get does not have a HOA.
March 31, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Richard
Oh, phuck off HOA, and your weird notions of spring cleaning.
I don’t participate. HOA sounds like a bunch of creeps.
My Spring Cleaning is none of their goddam beeswax.
They sound like idiots.
April 1, 2023 at 8:53 AM
Lori Hawkins
We always owe federal taxes also. This year it was actually a bit lower than before so I’ll take it.
Instead of a microwave look at a Ninja 14 in 1. It does SO much and takes up so much less space.
April 17, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Sassybear
We are well off enough to afford nice things, but not well off enough to pay someone else to care for them. Sigh.