An Apology

The Board of Directors Here at Spo-Reflections would like to apologize to everyone in the world about the latest entry. We are shocked and dismayed to discover the simple commission to write about oral hygiene was twisted into a lascivious dither filled with lewd suggestions and innuendo which was no means the point of the entry so be assured The Board of Directors Here at Spo-Reflections believes wholeheartedly in good clean family oriented entries as well as daily flossing. The writer has been thoroughly reprimanded for his scabrous scribblings and we assure you it will never ever happen again for we have his guarantee he is all contrite and filled with compunction if not he will have his tongue scraped with more than a mere plastic brush thank you very much and not with toothpaste but a strong liquid laundry soap so please don’t bother to send remonstrative e-mails for we are quite sorry really we are and it will never happen again we assure you or the author will be forced to eats rats in Tewksebury.

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17 comments

November 19, 2013 at 9:00 PM

Jay

I think the Board of Directors was unnecessarily harsh with you. You were merely advocating for good oral hygiene which everyone should practice. Any innuendo which they may wish to ascribe to your excellent post is due to their thoughts and not your intention. I shall vote to censor them at the next meeting….(we do have meetings don’t we?) I hope you are feeling much improved.

November 19, 2013 at 9:21 PM

dejeffreys

I warned you, did I not? Gag reflexes are quite lascivious! Shame on you for such innuendo.

November 19, 2013 at 11:11 PM

Raybeard

I’ve just re-read your previous post plus the comments it provoked and, for the life of me, I cannot see ANY innuendo, just good honest advice – or am I being uniquely DIM-inuendo?

November 19, 2013 at 11:31 PM

anne marie in philly

the BoD are out of order! censorship is NOT wanted here! anarchy!

November 20, 2013 at 3:23 AM

Colonel Panic

A psychiatrist walks into a cocktail bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives him one.

November 20, 2013 at 4:30 AM

Your readers stand behind you on this one. The BoD may have unresolved issues. I would suggest that they talk to a professional and explore thier feelings.

November 20, 2013 at 4:41 AM

RuralBeard

Shame on the BofD, putting a gag order on the fair doctor. Shame indeed! I move that Dr. Spo be liberated from all constraints and set free to practice is talents in any way deemed appropriate to his audience. So say I, so say we all. And, what it is too!

November 20, 2013 at 7:21 AM

truthspew